Thread: Why aren't girls better in bed? (dead srs)

i was thinking this today no homo but i thought man if i was a girl holy **** i'd **** like a porn star i'd ride so hard then turn around and do reverse cow girl then i'd get off and just start sucking him off
I mean i'd be a total freak

yet in real life women aren't like this at all well none that ive ever experienced even the the one i hooked up with who was a total sloot and watched porn but

they all just wait for you to take the lead and take charge and tell them waht to do that's good and all but wuldn it be mind blowing to have a women be like a porn star and just be spontanous its way hotter

they just don't like you that much (srs)

girls will put on a show if they're really into you

Originally Posted by BigBoyPants

they just don't like you that much (srs)

girls will put on a show if they're really into you

really?

i mean everyr girl ive been with liked me and they said they'd d anything for me in bed

but they never like put on a show like i would if i was a girl

if that makes sense.

Originally Posted by 8pieces

because sloots are lazy /thread

dude if i was a girl i'd be such a wild ****ing freak id ride so hard then jump off and start suckin him then turn around and say "put it n my ****ing ass" and do anal then turn arund and start sucking him then say come **** me any way you like

yet every girl ive been with even girls who are "good" in bed just are sub missive and want u to do everything and tel them what u want

except one girl she was the best.

Originally Posted by BabyDingo

really?

i mean everyr girl ive been with liked me and they said they'd d anything for me in bed

but they never like put on a show like i would if i was a girl

if that makes sense.

you need to make them feel special. get them comfortable, make them feel hot. get them to do stuff for you, put some music on srs.

Originally Posted by BigBoyPants

you need to make them feel special. get them comfortable, make them feel hot. get them to do stuff for you, put some music on srs.

yea but they never act like total porn stars like start riding me then stop and just start ucking me off then stay put in my ****ing ass etc

will they do that?

i had a girl who would do the bare minimum during sex. she was good at it but not really that INTO it. after a few times everything changed, i dunno i think i just made her feel sexy. or she started to get more into me. you really got to pay attention. what do they like? make sure they know you're into the sex. get her more confident by letting her take some initiative. not too much. you still want to be in control.

i worshipped her ass lol. i think she was insecure about her body but i just worshipped that **** and was like sit on my face and just kept grabbing that **** like an animal. girl went from bert staring during sex to legs wide open in the air screaming harder and slapping my ass during missionary. felt weird but when shes into it she will have no inhibition

Originally Posted by BigBoyPants

i had a girl who would do the bare minimum during sex. she was good at it but not really that INTO it. after a few times everything changed, i dunno i think i just made her feel sexy. or she started to get more into me. you really got to pay attention. what do they like? make sure they know you're into the sex. get her more confident by letting her take some initiative. not too much. you still want to be in control.

i worshipped her ass lol. i think she was insecure about her body but i just worshipped that **** and was like sit on my face and just kept grabbing that **** like an animal. girl went from bert staring during sex to legs wide open in the air screaming harder and slapping my ass during missionary. felt weird but when shes into it she will have no inhibition

yea guess i havent really had this feel

Originally Posted by BabyDingo

yea but they never act like total porn stars like start riding me then stop and just start ucking me off then stay put in my ****ing ass etc

will they do that?

you have to drag it out of them phaggot. but you can't force it, you have to make her want it

You are there to put on a display for her. To please HER. Sex is only rated according to how much she enjoys it, not you. Why do you think guys always ask 350x "oh is that good? Do you like that? Does that feel good?" Meanwhile, the sloot NEVER asks you lol.

Her contribution is permitting you sexual access. That's why most women, especially attractive ones, get by just fine with the dead fish routine. Their pleasure is the only goal of sex.


Sex in pron and sex with hooors looks entirely different. Why do you think that is?

Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken

You are there to put on a display for her. To please HER. Sex is only rated according to how much she enjoys it, not you. Why do you think guys always ask 350x "oh is that good? Do you like that? Does that feel good?" Meanwhile, the sloot NEVER asks you lol.

Her contribution is permitting you sexual access. That's why most women, especially attractive ones, get by just fine with the dead fish routine. Their pleasure is the only goal of sex.


Sex in pron and sex with hooors looks entirely different. Why do you think that is?

lmfao at caring about getting a women off

u beta

edit - oh wait i get ya

Originally Posted by ErnieMccracken

You are there to put on a display for her. To please HER. Sex is only rated according to how much she enjoys it, not you. Why do you think guys always ask 350x "oh is that good? Do you like that? Does that feel good?" Meanwhile, the sloot NEVER asks you lol.

Her contribution is permitting you sexual access. That's why most women, especially attractive ones, get by just fine with the dead fish routine. Their pleasure is the only goal of sex.


Sex in pron and sex with hooors looks entirely different. Why do you think that is?

i kinda agree but sex goes both ways. if you just want to give her pleasure you don't fully understand sex. if a girl isn't trying to impress me during sex, she's doing it wrong. you have to make her want to please you. this doesn't just go for sex. women are wired to want to please their man. you have to tap into that

Originally Posted by Silencespeaks

Das it

ignore this deranged sloot. she's got a reputation for being a crazy bitch on these forums.

Originally Posted by Silencespeaks

See sig

you'd be lucky to even see my cock. i wouldn't let a crackhead sloot like yourself get within sniffing distance of my dick. my dick is literal gold dust. perfect length/girth. it's veiny and virile as ****. big balls. upwards curve. my dick literally makes women fall in love with me.

Originally Posted by BigBoyPants

ignore this deranged sloot. she's got a reputation for being a crazy bitch on these forums.

I don't read these forums often but from some of the posts ive read lately of her she seems to hsve serious mental issues.

Originally Posted by BuildKing

I don't read these forums often but from some of the posts ive read lately of her she seems to hsve serious mental issues.

isn't she like 40+ y/o fishing for compliments from thirsty misc virgins

Originally Posted by SashaGab

Try men

Based off his post, I'm thinking he tries men often

Ime they are highly variable.

Sometimes the most demure looking chicks are like high performing porn stars putting on the most spectacular no holes barred performance of their life as soon as the clothes come off. Other times the most slooty looking chicks make no effort at all.

Originally Posted by Kewbrah

Ime they are highly variable.

Sometimes the most demure looking chicks are like high performing porn stars putting on the most spectacular no holes barred performance of their life as soon as the clothes come off. Other times the most slooty looking chicks make no effort at all.

yes i had a fwb who had tattoos, half nudes on social media, said she wanted t be a stripper
was boring as hell
but gave really good head.