Thread: there's nothing left to teach

if you got sucked into a black hole feet first, once any part of you passes the event horizon that part gets pulled rapidly into the void, stretching your legs in an excruciatingly painful way called spaghettification (ya srs technical term)
If you got sucked into a black hole head first you would feel some stretch, but the fabric of space-time would be so mangled you would be able to see the back of your head in front of you

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List of his frauds:

- terminal disease
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Can't find sister
- Going on a date
- cops came to my door