Thread: one has to know their weight to carry on

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List of his frauds:

- terminal disease
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Can't find sister
- Going on a date
- cops came to my door