He’s officially a bloatloard, it’s over for twinks
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Today, 12:03 PM #1
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Today, 12:06 PM #2
That's muscle dysmorphia for you. He looked fantastic before.
Tour is over.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Today, 12:07 PM #3
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Today, 12:08 PM #4
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Today, 12:08 PM #5
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Today, 01:03 PM #6
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