Thread: Matthewchav where you at?

I’m calling you out pal! You and your stupid jogger shenanigans have gone too far! Me and you are having a jog off right now! I bet you wear your tie wide/fat just like your tits you fat phaggot yer mate ..!

I’ve messaged you loadsa times m8 and you haven’t replied so this is my last send! Your joggers are .....CHIT..! You probably buy Slazenger and I bet you shop in the spar.!!

You probably have fray bentos pie and beans for dinner yer mate?????

You’re the type of guy that probably eats the shell of a kinder bueno and leaves the inside.!!!!

I bet you choose ketchup as a dip when you order dominos !!!!

You probably still download off limewire!!

You probably put your foot between the back wheel of your bike to do skids to impress all the girls !!

I bet you clap when the plane lands you absolute muppet !

You and your grey joggers can fkoff, start being a real miscer for once in your life, you’re nothing but a fake and I bet you walk 18 miles to the nearest atm because you won’t pay the £1 fee at the one that’s 20 metres from you! I am not a fan of you or your work, get fukd bruce vilanch ..!

Yer?!

Bet you still won’t even reply to my messages because you haven’t even got the guts!

Originally Posted by AverageKenneth

Too close to home, negged.

He won’t even reply to me, he knows I’d have him bruv ....!!!