It's official - masks SHRINK your penis!
Study Finds Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks, Yes, Seriously
DR. SHANNA SWAN, A PROFESSOR OF ENVIRONMENTAL MEDICINE & PUBLIC HEALTH AT MOUNT SINAI HEALTH SYSTEM, HAS WARNED IN A NEW BOOK THAT PHTHALATES, A CHEMICAL COMMONLY USED IN THE MANUFACTURING OF PLASTICS, CAN SHRINK PENISES AND DECREASE MALE FERTILITY.
A STUDY LISTED IN THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR BIOTECHNOLOGY INFORMATION, WHICH OPERATES UNDER THE NATIONAL LIBRARY OF MEDICINE AND THE NATIONAL INSTITUTES OF HEALTH, FOUND THAT THE MICROPLASTICS USED IN THE MANUFACTURING OF COVID FACE MASKS CONTAIN A NUMBER OF TOXIC CHEMICALS, INCLUDING THE PENIS-SHRINKING PHTHALATES.
PHTHALATES LINKED TO PENILE SHRINKAGE
Dr. Swans’s book “Count Down: How Our Modern World Is Threatening Sperm Counts, Altering Male and Female Reproductive Development, and Imperiling the Future of the Human Race” warns that humanity is facing an “existential crisis” in fertility rates as a direct result of the chemical phthalates, and most men may be infertile by 2045.
Tours over, boyos; time to nuke all of your countries back to the Neolithic age!
Hold on tight and pucker those holes, this may hurt!
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Today, 04:08 AM #1Gingers are human too
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It's official - masks SHRINK your penis!
Story behind my username:
And so, Hanno came forth and his eyes beheld the world!
And so, the peoples, seeing Hanno, screamed "Hanno cometh!"
"Eggs are for babies; bull testicles are for men"
- HannoCometh à la Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Milk" remark
"Phytoandrogens are a thing, apparently..."
- Comment attributed to HannoCometh (March 2021)
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Today, 04:19 AM #2privilege ☑
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Better double mask for maximum estrogen gains!
+positive crew+
-we all gonna make it, but what it is is up to you crew
-all things in moderation, even political views crew
-support local farms crew
-try to do at least one good deed/day crew
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Today, 04:20 AM #3Registered User
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It's over for maskcels
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Today, 04:33 AM #4Gingers are human too
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The measures taken to contain 2020's controlavirus have just given me an idea on tackling the migrant crisis: why not NUKE Mexico?! Logic dictates that this would definitely contain the migrant surge across the border!Originally Posted by jtaylor2010
I'll table this idea at our next meeting with the Vice President.
Wow, amazing!Story behind my username:
And so, Hanno came forth and his eyes beheld the world!
And so, the peoples, seeing Hanno, screamed "Hanno cometh!"
"Eggs are for babies; bull testicles are for men"
- HannoCometh à la Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Milk" remark
"Phytoandrogens are a thing, apparently..."
- Comment attributed to HannoCometh (March 2021)
•|| PHYTOANDROGENS (discovered by Misc some time in March 2021)||•
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Today, 04:35 AM #5Registered User
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Why does nothing leech chemicals that act as androgens?
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Today, 04:37 AM #6Gingers are human too
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I agree.Originally Posted by rootcon
There must be something...I'll have to find out...Story behind my username:
And so, Hanno came forth and his eyes beheld the world!
And so, the peoples, seeing Hanno, screamed "Hanno cometh!"
"Eggs are for babies; bull testicles are for men"
- HannoCometh à la Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Milk" remark
"Phytoandrogens are a thing, apparently..."
- Comment attributed to HannoCometh (March 2021)
•|| PHYTOANDROGENS (discovered by Misc some time in March 2021)||•
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Today, 04:42 AM #7Gingers are human too
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"Phytoandrogens" are a thing apparently...Originally Posted by rootcon
Some plants secrete phytoandrogens...(wouldn't be surprised if some cabal tried to burn some sh*t down)
Investigating further; watch this space...Story behind my username:
And so, Hanno came forth and his eyes beheld the world!
And so, the peoples, seeing Hanno, screamed "Hanno cometh!"
"Eggs are for babies; bull testicles are for men"
- HannoCometh à la Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Milk" remark
"Phytoandrogens are a thing, apparently..."
- Comment attributed to HannoCometh (March 2021)
•|| PHYTOANDROGENS (discovered by Misc some time in March 2021)||•
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Today, 04:49 AM #8Registered User
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Goes nicely hand in hand with the 0% sperm count goals of 2045 that I read about few days ago.
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