Theres good sex and bad sex
Good sex is pretty obvious.
If you had to pick apart what sucked about an experience you had previously with a girl, what was so bad about it that made you think 'no thanks jeff '
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Today, 04:03 PM #1Registered User
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What would you define as 'bad sex' srs
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Today, 04:05 PM #2Hip Drive®
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When she just lays there like a starfish and doesn't make much sounds, also won't kiss or touch you.
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Today, 04:05 PM #3
smellz srs
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Today, 04:05 PM #4IknowagoodthreadwhenIsee1
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Bad sex is just sex I havent had yet. I will have all the sex, and then it will all be good. I will begin with your mother.
You have been touched.
I am the reason your girlfriend pauses between texts.
I am the guy in your wife's apple watch.
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Today, 04:05 PM #5Registered User
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pussy smells bad
just lays there
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wizards, all same timeOriginally Posted by ayyy
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Today, 04:06 PM #6Biomed Brah
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Offensive smell and/or taste
Bad rhythm
No rhythm
No noises of pleasureYou have my word as a Schons.
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Today, 04:07 PM #7Registered Stacy
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Good sex - any sex with someone you’re attracted to
Bad sex - any sex with someone you’re not attracted to
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Today, 04:07 PM #8Let's slot floppies
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When she is as energentic as this and smells just as bad.
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Today, 04:07 PM #9Registered boomer
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Things going in where they only go out
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Today, 04:09 PM #10Registered Hick
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if she died
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Today, 04:09 PM #11Registered User
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only bad sex is when there are smellz
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Today, 04:11 PM #12Registered User
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As soon as she says I gotta use a condom
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Today, 04:20 PM #13Registered User
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If she wakes up it’s bad sex gnome sayian?
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Today, 04:23 PM #14Registered User
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For oral the worst things:
-Only sucks the tip
-No ballsack action
-No enthusiasm
-Teeth scraping
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Today, 04:25 PM #15Registered User
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good sex, mouth****ing doggystyle, facesitting
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Today, 04:25 PM #16Registered User
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damn op just got touched.Originally Posted by Itouchyou
I define bad sex as circumcised sex.
good sex is sex with a normal pnus.
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Today, 04:27 PM #17Bodybalder
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girls who just know to assume the bent over position and are quiet
oh bad sex
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Today, 04:34 PM #18Capitalist
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“She will be extremely demanding, toxic, time consuming, and energy consuming. Draining spiritually, physically, and financially.”
“She probably is a very shiitty lay in bed as well because she has all kinds of demands - Do this, do that, don't do this, don't do that.”
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Today, 04:35 PM #19Registered User
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If it's with another man.
If you need to talk, pm me, I'm here for you.
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Today, 04:35 PM #20Registered User
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No rhythm
No enthusiasm
Smelly pussy
Teethy blowjob
Doesn't lick or suck my balls
Doesn't let me coom in mouth
Doesn't rim my angus
Last two aren't always necessary but the rest are a deal breaker IMO.
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Today, 04:39 PM #21Registered Usurper
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If the pheromones are off it’s gonna be mediocre at best cause I just can’t get into it
Also like miscer above said rhythm and the way they move or don’t move their body can be annoying but also can be fixedThe double. Body armour. Two quick ones. I already know I’m getting there on the perfect line.
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Today, 04:44 PM #22lol @ nocoincels; 118 IQ
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For me it starts with bad kissing. If we can’t even have good chemistry kissing I know the sex will be bad. So far this has been the best leading indicator for me.
It’s hard to describe good versus bad kissing but it’s just something you know. Out of sync, slobbery all over the place, overall groce srsPosts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.
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Today, 04:46 PM #23jack j jj jack your body
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When the biological "male" does the majority of the work.
if status == 'alpha':
print("nin-com-poop is {}.".format(status))
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Today, 04:54 PM #24Registered User
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1. i had a chick fake moan wayyyy too loud. it killed it for me bc she was so obviously faking. also It was loud enough the apartment neighbors maybe could hear? idk. organic/real moans are sexy/hot/cock-provoking, but faking aren't for me dawg.
2. hairy aszhole lmao
3. hairy vag if it's to the point it's giving my cock base rugburnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5pzZS0cN0k
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AFC = average flustered chump.
this place is filled with them.
"crab in a bucket" chump mentality.
If i quote u + call u a crab, no this is what i mean. (ur being a hater)
u can be a king, just stop being a chump. it's not that serious <3 :)
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Today, 05:05 PM #25Your butt is mine!
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