Thread: Why do I keep chitting myself? (SRS)

Recently I’ve been getting these weird, silent “sharts”. It happened lastnight at work during the last hour of my shift and I was paranoid that it might show through my work pants (srs). I swear I could feel it dripping down my legs but when I went to the bathroom later it seemed confined to my undies and ass.

It’s very liquidy, and sorta brown but also clear. I just had it now after coming home. When it happens, my stomach/bowels make these weird noises like something isn’t right in there. It also seems to happen more often after eating.

Wtf is going on with my ass?

Sounds like aids.

Or some chicken you ate was raw.

Originally Posted by hoganrulz

Sounds like aids.

Or some chicken you ate was raw.

This has been happening for weeks.

Also straight and never taken injectable narcotics

Originally Posted by Ironface

This has been happening for weeks.

Also straight and never taken injectable narcotics

You on some kind of womanly diet?

this was happening to me a few days ago after I ate a whole pack of bacon. stay safe

Old age . I shard all the time actually, especially after a hard night of drinking

Pro tip, don't look up that chit on WebMD, aids of the ass confirmed.

Originally Posted by johnnyboi123

loss of sphincter control from repeated anal intercourse

This.

Should have kept it a one way system OP.

It's called anal leakage. There is no remedy, just stop shoving things up there and hope your sphincter tightens naturally. In the meantime, wear diapers.