The 16 best tweets of the week, including stimmies, the plums meme, and illegal seafood
Here's a stunning fact: Believe it or not, it is Friday. That means, yep, you guessed it, we've powered through another week. Congrats, my friend.
The pandemic has made time, and its passage, funky as hell. So around these parts we collect our favorite tweets each week to help celebrate the coming weekend.
Here they are, our 16 favorite tweets of the week. Enjoy!
1. This hits close to home
Me ending a Zoom call pic.twitter.com/8lWNeazXZO
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) March 18, 2021
2. THE PLUMS MEME IS BACK, BABY
I have digitized
your plums
and sold them
although, strictly speaking,
I sold a hash
of a URL
to a JSON file
describing your plums
in perpetuity
or, for as long as https://t.co/3jkcTOHQBo stays in business
the plums themselves? i burned them
forgive me
they made a lot of smoke— Ian Holmes (@ianholmes) March 17, 2021
3. "i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown"
i am so stressed out from running my pet lizards instagram account i’m about to have a nervous breakdown pic.twitter.com/gto3amjDLt
— summer 🖕 (@heaberald) March 17, 2021
4. OK, yes but why? Why did we do this? Why did we all do this?
When I was young for no reason pic.twitter.com/Q1L7w2duOA
— ShawTy 💫 (@PrinceShxw) March 15, 2021
5. Good lord, this is true
if you dont pick a day to relax, your body will pick it for you.
— 🧢 (@fees_miyagi) March 15, 2021
6. This is just...wild
So you remember MICHAEL WINSLOW as the guy from the Police Academy movies right?
Well, he was that for sure.
But he was also a whole lot more.
Just check him out here killing it with Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” on Norwegian TV.
It’ll blow your mind. pic.twitter.com/gImNWOykjw— Michael Warburton (@mikewarburton) March 15, 2021
7. A specific but amazing joke
sick world we live in where a guy can poison his friend after returning his gift receipt soiled from his unwashed hands after making a mud pie and still receive a best actor nomination pic.twitter.com/yar1yGGDvG
— charles foster kane (@justbrizigs) March 15, 2021
8. Adds up
pee after sex or you will get an NFT
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) March 15, 2021
9. Obligatory dril tweet
looking at the data and simply laughing
— wint (@dril) March 15, 2021
10. And another
in light of his posts from 2008 endorsing the Mummys curse i no longer support WhiteDarthMaul or his dream of becoming a Waiter
— wint (@dril) March 18, 2021
11. Is this real??
Is this real? pic.twitter.com/V5atH0DoZF
— falsely putting FaZe in gamertag (@Yelix) March 14, 2021
12. Has anyone checked on The British?
The British are not okay pic.twitter.com/LdU6LOhTi1
— Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) March 13, 2021
13. I agree that we must demand that Marvel release the Ear Cut
join me in demanding that Marvel release the version of WandaVision in which Paul Bettany's ears haven't been digitally erased #ReleaseTheEarCut pic.twitter.com/ieDMq8OHMH
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 14, 2021
14. Our best minds are on it
an interesting debate has popped up in metaphysics. we take for a given that that the four dimensions are forwards, backwards, left and right. that leaves the question: what is crouch? is it a different type of down or another dimension entirely? it’s a fascinating field of study
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) March 13, 2021
15. Give me the forbidden fish
Bank account: $1400
Me at Legal Sea Foods: Please show me the illegal sea food— Mambo No. Pfizer (@killakow) March 13, 2021
16. And finally, this
— kai (@kaichoyce) March 12, 2021
