The 14 best tweets of the week, including English teachers, the Grink, and vibing with a husband

Another week down! Who would've thought we'd make it? Not me, no, no, no, not me, not me.
Yes, the pandemic rages on. Yes — if you're in a climate similar to mine — it's brutally cold and the ground is slushy. But also, yes, it is also Friday. Hell yeah. That's good.
To celebrate, we collected some good tweets. Why? Because we do it every Friday, my good friend, and why stop now?
OK, here they are, the 14 best tweets of the week.
1. Just doin' a roast with the boys
Doing a roast with my guys 🙌 pic.twitter.com/Ms5SxHXt8W
— Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall) February 11, 2021
2. Please limit the amount of criers in one space, please, there is a pandemic
— images that might be cursed (@mightbecursed) February 11, 2021
3. Ahhhh, fond memories
just remembered a time around 1993 i was sitting around with some other kid i barely knew, neither of us said anything for several minutes, and then suddenly he enthusiastically said, in a powerful alpharetta, georgia accent, “MY DOG’S A CHRISTIAN!” his dog wasn’t there
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) February 11, 2021
4. We love it when tweets come full circle
https://t.co/2267IL1XnE pic.twitter.com/xLS2mqvuDY
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) February 10, 2021
5. This season has certainly been strange
Season 2021 Episode 5 pic.twitter.com/Of163P2an4
— ⭐️bex schwartz (@starbex) February 10, 2021
6. Just...wait for it
english teachers analyzing a book VS the actual author pic.twitter.com/ZCWa7xJOOx
— crazy broke asian (@tribranchvo) February 10, 2021
7. Fish vs. Bird was an all-time debate, in my humble opinion
A lot of good points made in this 5000 year old Sumerian debate between a fish and a bird pic.twitter.com/CjIYiHvJll
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) February 7, 2021
8. Thank this man for his brave service
you guys get some sleep. i’ll handle staying up and googling stuff.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) February 8, 2021
9. Show that dang fireplace, Jack
PRODUCER: Sir you’re not centered
BIDEN: I SAID SHOW THE FIREPLACE! pic.twitter.com/7rnD7nSGYh— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) February 7, 2021
10. Lemme vibe with him, just real quick
Ma'am is that your husband? Do you mind if I vibe with him real quick?
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) February 6, 2021
11. Obligatory dril tweet
"Cold hard cash is the real deal" the quote of ben franken
— wint (@dril) February 11, 2021
12. It really is how we ended up with vikings
Daydrinking on a boat is not for the faint of heart, that’s how we ended up with Vikings
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) February 10, 2021
13. Give me like 2.7 beers and I could make this argument
The greatest athlete of all time is probably one of the Jackass guys
— nonbinary sunset (@ldrinkh20) February 8, 2021
14. And finally, ERNIE!
*plastic wrapper crinkles*
my dog Ernie: pic.twitter.com/USJrXIxhtW— Siraj Hashmi in Gitmo (@SirajAHashmi) February 8, 2021