Where are you?
I’m on Earth.
Standing on soil? I … why? Is it an artist thing?
On the Earth. The planet.
Really? Wow. Quaint.
I’m afraid I can’t pay you a lot.
What can you pay?
I show him.
That’s a lot less than I expected, but I’ll make it work.
He is beautiful. I see him and I hear woodwind instruments. The symmetry of him, the curve of his neck … I must take some sketches, some studies. There’s an elegance, a grace to his every motion. He has that post-racial skin tone, but I can use it.
How long will it take?
For you? About 40 minutes. For me, years. I’m leasing your image for your entire life span. Extrapolation into the past, projections into the future.
What kind of artist are you?
Visual. Don’t worry, this won’t steal your soul.
Why would you think I’d believe in that?
I pause at this, thinking the mood is going off. Change tack.
You and I can never speak again after this.
I know.
You can quit. There’s a backout clause added to—
Let’s get it over with.
I don’t know if he is standoffish because he wants to keep the contact professional or because he is a dick. I shouldn’t care, but I do. I need his image. I want it beamed across the cosmos to me. I send him the funds.
As soon as I get the ack I send my files to his device. His personal server is anything but. He uses a distributed model, borrowing fractions of storage space from thousands of devices between him and me. A common commercial model, inherently unsafe, plagued with backdoors for security forces, but I’m used to this. I order his printer to start work. Even through the link I can hear the engine warm up.
Do you mind if I play some music?
He shrugs. His hair rolls down his shoulders in static waves, bouncy like they have in commercials. Careless good looks, probably used to people fawning over him. I’m fawning over him.
I gather my pigments while he readies the machine from components the printer spits out. As he works, I spend 15 minutes doing several five-minute studies, then half an hour drawing a reasonable pose from life or something like it. By then the Rig is up in his living space.
The blood samples first, analyzed on site, beamed after.
I have a likeness of him that I am pleased with, but to get others pleased is a different matter. He, in turn, is great with the gestures and stillness. He has, as he said, done this before. At the 40-minute mark, I wonder if he is, as I requested, fully human. It’s all well and good for an android to take a position and shut down motor functions. There’s no art in that. I want the old ways. That’s why I’m on Earth, in spite of the emptiness.
Desolation doesn’t bother me. My first work was a 30-foot ice sculpture on Hippocamp, Neptune’s smallest moon, laser-carved from orbit. I was, or thought I was, the hot new thing. Carving a Christmas Island head on a distant moon seemed fresh back then. Now it seems kitsch and everything I’m trying to get away from. A dry spell took the eye of the art universe away from me, and my agent stopped pinging after a while.
The profits from the Neptune Ice caper dwindled to nothing. I stopped hopping space stations and made landfall, shedding a number of substance addictions at the same time.
Earth, with its gravity and its pea soup atmosphere and its crowded orbit. Other ringed planets have lanes of ice and dust. Earth’s rings come from space junk, which seems impossible until you factor in humanity’s inability to act in its own best interests. Even now, Quarantine only “advises” respirators, but what they mean is respirators would be mandatory if our elected leaders weren’t fucking cowards afraid of an ignorant but loud and loyal electorate. Quarantine is more interested in thought crime than corporeal contamination these days, anyway. Into this festering cradle of humanity I came, hoping it would be compost for my stalled imagination.