The best 11 tweets of the week, including 'The Office,' an egg, and a Super Bowl poem
I'm not sure what else to say but: Another week down. We made it through the malaise of the post-Thanksgiving work week. That's a small victory and we've got to take what we can get.
Anyway, I collected 11 good tweet from this week for you too enjoy. Why? I mean, we do this every week and hopefully someone out there gets a few laughs.
So, here they are, the 11 best tweets of the week.
1. Don't fact check. Don't try to use logic. Live in the truth of this statement.
a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly
— 𝙂 𝘼 𝙍 𝙏 𝙃 🍄 (@garbagecoven) November 27, 2020
2. Wrapped used to be a lot different
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) December 3, 2020
3. I feel too seen, too perceived
— yosnier (@Yosnier_) December 2, 2020
4. As a big Office fan, I love this scene so much
remember in The Office when robert california invited a group of people to lunch and a few minutes into it toby got up and said he didn’t belong there and then he left that’s how i feel like 95 percent of the time lol
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) December 3, 2020
5. Yes, Kellen is coworker but I feel this tweet deserves to be lauded
everyone's always asking oh brother where art thou, but nobody's ever asking oh brother How art thou
— Kellen (@Kellenbeck) December 2, 2020
6. You know, like the GIF debacle
what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) December 2, 2020
7. If my apartment had stairs I would do this. I did it all the time growing up.
My 36 year old boyfriend just asked if I ever “go up the stairs on all fours” and then demonstrated and admitted “I do it all the time”
— Megsy (@maehaun) December 3, 2020
8. A very specific, but good, tweet about a Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh football game ravaged by COVID
when everybody is spreading germs by playing in a BAL-PIT pic.twitter.com/cqPXoUVz2Q
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) December 2, 2020
9. Obligatory dril tweet
everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool
— wint (@dril) December 1, 2020
10. And another
the best thing i ever found at work while disassembling old desks was a poem my former co-worker had written about the Super Bowl
— wint (@dril) December 1, 2020
11. And finally, The Egg
https://t.co/9uYTZcOuXU pic.twitter.com/axT72ODY0U
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) December 4, 2020