The Gap's hilariously bad unity sweatshirt accidentally unites people who hate it
Not now, The Gap.
For the love of all things holy, not now.
Will you look at this (now-deleted) tweet calling for unity and moving forward together? The hoodie is half red and half blue to symbolize the political parties joining together — get it, get it, ahh how clever, how smart.
Not a great idea.
Image: Screenshot / twitter / @gap
Meanwhile, we're all waiting around, during a pandemic, nervous as hell for what happens next. The president of the United States is frantically making false claims in an effort to undermine the legitimacy of election results he doesn't like.
Pardon my French, The Gap, but this is some bonkers shit, and I really don't need a hokey call for unity or a thinly veiled plea to buy your hoodies. I am definitely not alone in my feelings. Lots of people on Twitter were less than pleased with The Gap's opportunistic tweet.
thanks @gap i’m gonna wear this on the battlefield in the civil war to symbolize how we should all be getting along better pic.twitter.com/vWUbo8aSzb
— joshua rush (@JoshuaRush) November 4, 2020
This tweet needs to fall back into the gap.
— Peter Nygaard (@RetepAdam) November 4, 2020
— Mitch Gerads (@MitchGerads) November 4, 2020
I thought Gap went bankrupt?
— Sean Newell (@dontforgetmac) November 4, 2020
I will take my anxiety out on The GAP
— JP (@jpbrammer) November 4, 2020
People also pointed out that even the design of the hoodie was kind of dumb.
would it kill you to make the a’s line up
— Katie Nolan (@katienolan) November 4, 2020
Bro y’all couldn’t even get the A aligned properly. Bozos
— Unprofessional Dead Person (@owenpffer) November 4, 2020
During the writing of this article, The Gap seemingly wizened up to the fact that people really didn't like their post. The tweet was deleted.
But the whole thing gets at a bigger truth: Brands — our dear stupid brands — you don't have to post right now. There's no law requiring you to make some mealy mouthed, bland, aggressively nonpartisan statement. Just sit this one out and let us fret.