Who’s behind felling of Ravan?

Gurdaspur: On Dasehra, the effigy of Ravan fell on three-time former Batala MLA Ashwani Sekhri as soon as he set it on fire. In what can be dismissed as “an act of God”, the Batala cops have launched a probe into the incident after Sekhri’s kin alleged it to be an act of “criminal conspiracy to injure their relative”. People are having a laugh in light of the extent to which politicians can go just to stay in limelight. “Even Sekhri acknowledged that the mishap happened by default and not by design. However, a local satrap approached the police in the hope of getting attention. Tasked with identifying the culprits, the DSP is having a hard time and who knows she might just end up pinning the blame on the Ravan itself, citing that the effigy collapsed under its own weight.

Now, get cow dung cakes online

Muktsar: Many citizens will be amused to know that these days even cow dung cakes are available on online shopping sites. Besides, even the option of gift wrapping is available. However, what’s even more amusing

is the cakes are priced much higher than the normal market price.