The 14 best tweets of the week, including trucks, Pizza Hut, and Weird Al
We're almost through October. How? I don't know. What a world.
Another pandemic week in the books, people. The presidential debates are finished (thank goodness). Halloween is coming up. The election is less than a fortnight away. A fortnight!
So, anyway, we collected our favorite tweets again. Because we can. And because you deserve a laugh during...all this.
Here they are, the 14 best tweets.
1. Stop beeping while you're at it
Can trucks stop backing up all the time.... BEEP BEEP BEEP etc..... Like just go forward bitch
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) October 19, 2020
2. If you don't get this, I cannot explain it. But it is good.
not since jay gatsby has a man been so undone by a green light
— Skeletony Smith (@AnthonyBLSmith) October 19, 2020
3. I've been whispering, "Weird Al, an American original" to myself over and over all week. Also, this is the best Trump impression. It nails the nonsense word association.
PRES TRUMP TODAY IN CALIFORNIA: " 'WEIRD AL' WAS VERY MEAN TO MR. COOLIO!! DIDN'T ASK FOR RIGHTS. NOT VERY NICE!" pic.twitter.com/kgF5UFYRLP
— james austin "johnson" (@shrimpJAJ) October 18, 2020
4. Everything gets a little worse over time
when I was a young child, these guys came with a little red plastic stick. you could use it to apply the cheese to your cracker like a tiny little butter knife. nowadays they just come like this, no red stick in sight. everything gets a little worse all the time pic.twitter.com/MROhb6UpR4
— professor keenbean from the richie rich movie (@KrangTNelson) October 18, 2020
5. Only Nic Cage could deliver this line.
In the movie Next, Nic Cage plays a Las Vegas magician who can see two minutes in the future. His stage name is Frank Cadillac. Here is the explanation for why. It is my favorite movie dialogue. pic.twitter.com/kRbajoOCzb
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 17, 2020
6. It's the "kind regards" that gets me here
Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss.
My students: pic.twitter.com/SOxQbiULpT— Patrick Theiner (@patricktheiner) October 19, 2020
7. Spo0oO0oky
My neighbor’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules. pic.twitter.com/VWFZiussaL
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) October 18, 2020
8. Ouch. Direct hit.
when you try to explain twitter to someone who isn't on it: pic.twitter.com/s03zS0jhDE
— J🎃sh R R J🎃kin (@joshcarlosjosh) October 20, 2020
9. Obligatory dril tweet
haters are my God
— wint (@dril) October 21, 2020
10. Another dril tweet for good measure
PROSECUTION: Is it true, that on the evening of Sept 3rd, 2006, you posted the word "Jeams"
ME: (swallowing cyanide pill) I dont recall .— wint (@dril) October 18, 2020
11. Only managers can do that
Asking Joe why he didn’t do stuff as Vice President is like asking me why I didn’t ever hotbox the Urban Outfitters fitting room when I was an EMPLOYEE like...only MANAGERS can do that
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) October 23, 2020
12. Don't play w me gordon.
if gordon ramsay ever tried that funny shit w me I’d knock his teeth into the bisque. try me. im trying to cook the best I can, don’t play w me gordon.
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) October 23, 2020
13. Inception doesn't hold a candle to this
my brain is on fire https://t.co/xMPGCWP23n
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 20, 2020
14. And finally, this
This guy's answer is seven paragraphs long pic.twitter.com/JuP1b3sItv
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 22, 2020
