Single radio producer, 36, reveals the NINE types of men she avoids on dating apps - including the '45-year-old' and the 'entrepreneur'
- Triple M radio producer Jana Hocking has shared her dating app escapades
- She has whittled down the candidates you'll find to just nine types of men
- The 36-year-old has encountered the 'puppy' guy and the 'entrepreneur' online
- All of them come with their own special 'issues' and potential red flags
Radio producer Jana Hocking (pictured)
A single Australian radio producer has detailed the nine men you're likely to come across if you're swiping on dating apps, from the 'puppy' guy to the man who only has solo selfies on his profile.
Triple M radio employee Jana Hocking, 36, has made no secret of her use of Bumble and Tinder, but so far hasn't found her match made in heaven.
What she has found is a collection of 'stereotypes' from the men she swipes left and right for, including the '5ft 10in man' who lies about his height and 'the alpha' masculine man, both of which should be approached with caution.
Do you recognise any of these dating app disasters?
1. The I'm Just Out of a Relationship Guy
These men are particularly easy to spot because there is a passive aggressive nature to their biographies that will leave most potential partners raising their eyebrows.
Some of their favourite one-liners include 'if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best' or 'prove to me that all women aren't jealous'.
Naturally they have their guards up after being let down by someone else and will generally be difficult to crack even if you go on a date, but they have the potential to open their hearts in time.
'Take a week off hon and work on yourself first before you jump right back into dating,' Jana told news.com.au.
2. The 45-Year-Old Guy
Don't be fooled, that may not be his actual age, Jana said.
If an older man is claiming to never have been married or have any kids make sure you do a check of his social media profiles if possible - there is a good chance he's lying.
And the foundation of a solid relationship shouldn't begin with a lie, so it's best to cut these suitors to the curb.
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Which guy would you date? 'Take a week off hon and work on yourself first before you jump right back into dating,' Jana said
Louanne Ward: The five different types of people you will find online dating right now
Perth relationship coach Louanne Ward
Time wasters, con artists and unhappy partners seeking superficial validation outside their relationship are scrolling dating apps in droves during lockdown, a relationship coach has warned.
1. THE MICRO-CHEATER
'Micro-cheating' - the blanket term for behaviours that flirt with the line between faithfulness and unfaithfulness without involving physical infidelity - existed long before the emergence of COVID-19, but Ms Ward warns that isolation will cause rates to soar.
2. THE TIME WASTER
While 'happily ever afters' have always been the exception rather than the rule for online dating, Ms Ward says apps are now crawling with more bored singles than ever before as lockdown leaves people with little to do but scroll through their phone.
3. THE 'PREDASEXTER'
The 'predasexter' - a predator who gets a thrill from sending and receiving sexually explicit messages - connects with singles online and quickly builds trust through persuasive language, before dropping sexual innuendo into conversation.
4. THE COVID CONNER
Australians lost more than $28.6million in online dating scams in 2019 alone, according to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, but Ms Ward warns this year's figure could be twice that thanks to COVID-19.
5. THE HOPEFUL SINGLE STILL LOOKING FOR LOVE
Despite all this, it's not all doom and gloom as Ms Ward says there are still many people genuinely looking for love online.
3. The Entrepreneur Guy
If he paints himself as an entrepreneur trying to build his 'dream business' it's best to acknowledge him for what he truly is: Jobless.
While he might one day crack whatever market it is he's seeking to be involved in, that day is yet to come, and your conversations will centre around 'the future' like it's just out of reach.
You can easily support a man like this by encouraging him to achieve his dreams but be wary that he's not totally 'off with the fairies'.
4. The Just Solo Selfies Guy
Jana told the publication that she once fitted into this category before a friend reminded her that it didn't look like she had any friends or a life.
If they only have photos of themselves that might say something about their personality - and the friends, or lack thereof, they keep.
Mixing selfies in with group photos is a good way to balance your profile out.
Jana told the publication that she once fitted into this category before a friend reminded her that it didn't look like she had any friends or a life
5. The All Group Photos Guy
On the opposite side of the spectrum there is a man who makes you work hard to figure out who he even is.
'This profile is basically like a game of Where's Wally. Which one is he? You will honestly be hoping he is the hot one. He won't be,' she said.
Smaller group photos with two or three people are easier to digest and won't confuse people as to who you are.
6. The Puppy Guy
This is the one that holds anything cute and cuddly up for a photo - whether it be a dog or a baby - to attract a female audience.
He's really looking forward to being a dad himself and will tend to post heartwarming quotes to his biography to show how serious he is about love and starting a family.
While this might be a green light for some ladies, others will be wondering if he's a little too clucky, and would prefer some time to get to know him before they 'settle down'.
7. The Guy With the Same Girl in Every Photo
The other woman will be his girlfriend - and they're looking to add another person to their 'open' relationship.
Be wary of this arrangement unless it's what you're looking for, you're signing up for two people in this case, not one.
Calling them 'cheeky rascals', Jana said they're one of the 'friskiest' options on the market so handle with care.
The other woman will either be his sister or his girlfriend - and they're looking to add another person to their 'open' relationship
8. The Alpha Guy
This man is attempting to show off his masculinity at every turn and isn't shy about it.
'You will recognise him by the giant dead fish he is holding up, or the poor doped-out, chained up lion he is patting, or the obnoxious gym selfie,' Jana said.
While he might be flaunting a six-pack in photos, remember that it's his personality you'll have to spend time with as well.
9. The 5ft 10in Guy
We've got another liar on our hands with this man, who likely doesn't stretch any higher than 5ft 8in.
While there is a stereotype in the online dating world that all men need to be 6ft or taller to get a match, that shouldn't be the case, Jana said.
Bolster his self confidence by asking HIM out on a date.
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