'He was farting machine gun style while yodeling': Men and women share their FUNNIEST sexual experiences, including awkward bodily functions, nosy pets, and unexpected toupees
- A Redditor asked the site: 'What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?'
- Thousands of people replied with their humorous stories
- Some got elaborate injuries while doing the deed, while others experienced some rather awkward bodily functions
Men and women are sharing the funniest things to happen to them during sex, from ill-timed flatulence to unexpected visits from pets to some very elaborate injuries.
Early Wednesday morning, a Redditor asked users of the site: 'What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?'
Thousands of comments have poured in, with people recalling the moments they couldn't stop laughing mid- or post-coitus.
Sex tales: Men and women are sharing the funniest things to happen to them during sex, from ill-timed flatulence to unexpected visits from pets (stock image)
Some of the funny stories involved couples being playful and clearly feeling completely comfortable with one another.
'My girlfriend was on top and her her Fitbit starts going off. She looks at it and throws her hands up and says "Yes! I met my steps goal!"' wrote one commenter.
Another man said that he and his girlfriend have been having a Nerf war for months — and she won by unexpectedly bringing it into the bedroom.'
Recently, she pulled a pistol from underneath her pillow and shot me point-blank while I came,' he said.
For other people, things get pretty humorous when pets get involved.
'As I was going down on my wife, the cat decided it would be a good time to climb and sit on top of my head. I tried to ignore it, but when she looked down she started laughing so hard that it killed the mood for the rest of the night,' wrote one commenter.
Another was also giving oral sex when his cat walked up to join then.
'I was fully erect and my cat came from under the bed and licked the tip of my penis,' he wrote. 'Scared the s*** out of me. If you have ever felt a cats tongue you'll know how horribly uncomfortable that felt on the tip of my member.'
Another wrote: 'A horse put it’s head in through the car window and licked my butt as I was in the throes of passion with a lady.'
An incredible number of Redditors has funny sex stories involving flatulence, with ill-timed farts disrupting quite a bit of bedroom fun.
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'We both farted at the exact same time, whilst maintaining eye contact,' wrote one.
'We were doing the deed and the guy felt a fart coming,' a woman chimed in. 'To his credit he warned me and tried to cover the noise...by singing in a high pitched voice. For a solid 10 seconds he was farting machine gun style while yodeling loudly.
Others just had to laugh when they sustained unfortunate injuries.
'I was with a girl who liked to wrestle a bit and be held down, except she was a dancer with incredibly powerful legs and I underestimated her, and she accidentally kicked me in the chest and broke one of my ribs,' wrote one.
Some of the sex stories involved a series of unfortunate events.
'When I first started dating my girlfriend,' wrote one man, 'I stepped on a bottle of lube spraying it all over her wall and then slipped on it, fell on the floor, then subsequently farted on impact. Two seconds later the Canada day fireworks went off in the harbour downtown.'
Another woman was getting over a bad breakup when she decided to have a one-night-stand that went terribly wrong.
'We started making out and our clothes started coming off. Things start getting hot and heavy. I grab his hair to pull on it a little, and... it f**ing comes off,' she said. 'His hair was in my hands. I realized within about five seconds of silence that I had just pulled a toupee off of his head.'
Making it worse, she started to cry, because she was already in a raw emotional state.
'I spent the next ten minutes trying to convince him that I wasn’t crying because of his toupee. It partially was and wasn’t,' she said.
