The Clubman JCW can do battle with the VW Golf Rs and Honda Civic Type-Rs of the world, but there are no hopped-up CR-V or Tiguan variants kicking around.
Instead, the Mini's biggest competitor is calling from inside the house -- the BMW X2 M35i costs about $5,000 more but is a little bigger and more capacious.
It's not cheap, although parts of it definitely feel that way, and it might not offer the most performance-oriented connection between the body and the road, but it's well suited to urban environments and will leave you grinning after every smash of the gas pedal.