The things you learn in lockdown ... or am I just losing my mind?
Too much time by yourself in coronavirus home lockdown can wreak havoc on your sanity. Yet weeks of incarceration has given me a clarity to notice things, see stuff.
Credit:Oslo Davis
1. Do I have a birthmark I didn’t know about, or is it something new?
2. I swear we had just two fish.
3. Weet-Bix makes for a surprisingly easy dessert.
4. How is it I have three copies of Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons?
5. I’ve been watering a dead cactus for six years?
6. There’s a newspaper in the agapanthus dated 12 July 2011.
7. I know almost all the names of the presenters on the home shopping channels.
8. There’s, like, 15 cans of peeled tomatoes down the back of the cupboard.
9. I know the pigeons so well I’ve given them names.
10. COVID-19 as a viable alternative to losing your mind. Discuss.