A key, vodka… and even a condom: AFL bad boy Dane Swan trolls players with his outrageous anti-Brownlow guide - and jokes he lost his medal in a mate's car after kick-ons
- AFL bad boy Dane Swan had hilarious commentary for Brownlow Medal awards
- He took the reigns of the Sportsbet Twitter account for the fourth year in a row
- Brownlow medal was won by the night's close by Freemantle captain Nay Fyfe
AFL bad boy Dane Swan has trolled players with a hilarious Brownlow Medal 'survival kit' that includes a mini bottle of vodka and a condom.
Swan took over the Sportsbet Twitter account for the award ceremony for the fourth year running, using it to deliver some alternative commentary for the AFL gala.
In one of his first tweets, Swan posted a tongue-in-cheek message to AFL CEO Gillon McLachlan calling on him to move the event from Monday nights to help his sleep pattern.
Dane Swan has trolled players with his hilarious Brownlow Medal survival kit that included a mini bottle of vodka and a condom
Swan took aim even at the awards ceremony itself joking he was bored
'Yeah, seriously AFL, any danger of you shifting the Brownlow to a Tuesday or Wednesday night, Monday's are horrible for me. Especially after 20 minutes sleep in the Uber on the way to do this shit. Gil, figure it out champ,' he wrote.
When singer Conrad Sewell stepped up to perform, Swan tweeted that he mistook him for a Greater Western Sydney player, saying 'who knew Harry Himmelberg could sing?'.
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He also took a shot at his former club, Collingwood, saying they looked 'pretty flat' and gutted they couldn't 'on sell their granny tickets'.
Hamish McLachlan, 44, this year took over the hosting reigns from 66-year-old Bruce McAveney, with Swan commenting, 'Gee, Bruce is looking f***ing great. Something of the Benjamin Button about him.'
Swan took over the Sportsbet Twitter account for the award ceremony night for the fourth year running and delivered an entertaining commentary to the AFL gala (pictured at the 2015 Brownlow Medal awards with Taylor Wilson)
The 2011 Brownlow Medal winner also shared a tale of how he lost his medal in a 2013 'kick on' at his house only to rediscover it three weeks ago in the glovebox of a mate's car.
Perhaps his most outrageous tweet, however, was a picture of items he named as his Brownlow suvival kit.
Among the items were mini bottles of alcohol, a room key, a hip flask and even a condom.
Freemantle captain Nat Fyfe took out the medal at Monday night's ceremony despite his club having a less than stellar year.
