'My roommate p****s on the toilet, so I wipe it off with his face towel': People confess their 'dirty little secrets' in a shocking new Reddit thread
- A Reddit thread asking users, 'What's your dirty little secret?' has prompted people to open about the things that they would likely prefer to keep hidden
- Users revealed their gross habits, sordid desires, and despicable offenses
- One person admitted to meeting her partner in a brothel she worked at, while another said he is in love with his twin sister
People are anonymously revealing their gross habits, sordid desires, and despicable offenses online, proving that everyone has at least one thing that nobody knows about them.
A Reddit thread asking users, 'What's your dirty little secret?' has prompted a number of people to open about the things that they would likely prefer to keep hidden, from the scandalous to the downright disgusting.
It seems that many commenters took the word 'dirty' literally and shared some of their most questionable bathroom moments, including a person who admitted: 'I house broke my dogs by going into the back yard and peeing/pooping with them out there.'
Confessions: A Reddit thread asking users, 'What's your dirty little secret?' has prompted people to open about the things that they would likely prefer to keep hidden
'I once pooped my pants at an all you can eat buffet, and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp,' someone else wrote.
Another shared: 'There's been several times in my life where I ran out of toilet paper and used the cardboard tube to wipe, you just gotta make do sometimes.'
One person confessed to secretly punishing his roommate for his inconsiderate bathroom habits.
'My roommate p****s on the toilet seat, so I wipe it off with his face towel, and put it back,' the Reddit user admitted.
Other people candidly spoke about their secret sexual preferences.
'I can't be sexually aroused when someone else is involved. On my own, hell yeah. The moment another person is involved I just can't perform,' one person said. 'Needless to say I'm the only person in my friends group who has never had sex.'
A 26-year-old man confessed that he is 'secretly in love' with his twin sister.
'It started out platonic but my feelings were getting stronger,' he wrote. 'I'm scared [if] I tell her she will hate me and my family will know, and kick me out, call me disgusting, and I'll never get to see her again.'
Someone else shared the unconventional way she met her man.
'Everyone thinks I met my partner on Plenty of Fish,' the person explained. 'Not so. We met at the brothel where I used to work and he used to be my client.'
Another person is keeping a secret that his future partner may find alarming.
'[I] had a vasectomy at 22,' he wrote. 'Do recommend.'
Some of the confessions were innocent, albeit a little strange.
'Sometimes I go into the fridge when nobody's looking and drink coffee cream from the carton,' one Reddit user said.
Another added: 'I still have an imaginary friend, I make up random scenarios with them when I'm feeling depressed.
A few people opened up about past shopping sprees that were immoral for one reason or another.
'My family doesn't know that I paid for my Xbox One by selling smut online for lucrative gains; I told them I had some money from my birthday left over,' someone admitted.
'I stole my grandpa's credit card and bought $700 worth of stuff when I was 16. Two months after he passed,' on Reddit user said. 'It's not that I hated him. Got caught too.'
