Mum-of-seven Constance Hall criticises her 'caveman' husband Denim for only buying 'bread and milk' on the weekly shop - before slamming self-service checkouts
- Constance Hall has posted an epic rant to Facebook devoted to Woolworths
- The mother-of-seven wanted to share her thoughts on self-service checkouts
- But she also spoke openly about how her husband Denim doesn't shop properly
- She urged the supermarket to bring back face-to-face contact with checkouts
Mother-of-seven, Constance Hall, has criticised her husband Denim's shopping abilities before slamming Woolworths supermarkets and their self-service checkouts.
The Australian blogger, who recently appeared as a contestant on Dancing With The Stars, said the father of her youngest son Raja was incapable of doing the weekly shop effectively, forcing her to do it with children in tow.
'You would think I would send my husband to Woolies for me but he turns into a caveman when he steps foot in there and returns from the weekly shop with "meat and bread". What kind of meat? "Meat",' she told her 1.3 million Facebook followers.
Constance Hall has criticised her husband Denim's shopping abilities before slamming Woolworths supermarkets and their self-service checkouts
The 35-year-old went on to say that the only enjoyment she gets out of going shopping at Woolworths is 'her glorious checkout chick Tracy'.
But Tracy no longer works at the till because they have replaced all of the face-to-face systems with self-service scanners.
'By the time I get to Woolies I'm only really ready for one thing. And it's not my son trying to steal a Kinder Surprise or my baby refusing to sit in your trolleys or my daughter going missing,' she said.
'It's Tracy. She's always smiling, laughing at my kids, telling me about hers, reassuring me and she scans my shopping like a legend.
The mother-of-seven, who recently appeared as a contestant on Dancing With The Stars, said the father of her youngest son Raja was incapable of doing the weekly shop effectively, forcing her to do it with children in tow
The 35-year-old went on to say that the only enjoyment she gets out of going shopping at Woolworths is 'her glorious checkout chick Tracy'
'But guess what Woolies? Tracy isn't scanning my shopping anymore... It's all me.'
Constance said that not allowing her the choice of either visiting Tracy or scanning the produce herself was infuriating.
'So I now have to scan my own shopping at Woolies and talk to a machine that's telling me to please place my item in the packing area and it IS in the packing area,' she said.
'Or it can't fit in the packing area and has moved to my trolley but machino can't comprehendo. And I don't even get a discount for my troubles.
'Sometimes I feel like stealing something just because I'm angry at you.'
So while she would go to a self-scanner for a 'pregnancy test or itchy vagina cream' she would prefer a worker helped with all of the essentials.
'It's not a choice any more you're making me, with my mountain of shopping, deal with this robot when I should be telling Tracy my marital problems,' she said.
Last month she voiced how tiring being a mother-of-seven can be and that she had reached her breaking point
'Please bring back the checkout people... human contact should be a daily occurrence not a dying art.'
This isn't first time Constance has unleashed fury on her husband of a year, Denim Cooke.
Last month she voiced how tiring being a mother-of-seven can be and that she had reached her breaking point.
So, after crying and leaving the morning school run to Denim, she bemoaned how he would probably 'do it wrong'.
'Yes Denim has probably put the wrong sandwiches in the wrong school bags and everyone will probably be late for school and feeling a bit weird that I'm not the one doing it,' she said at the time.
The pair share baby Raja; Constance had Billie-Violet, Arlo Love, Rumi and Snow with her former husband Bill and Raja has two sons, Zeyke and Sunny, from a previous marriage.
