The name "Dressbarn" is already painfully reminiscent of a time when barns were a bigger part of the American cultural consciousness. It has aged about as well as hoedowns and black-and-white TV. The word "barn" evokes cavernous spaces filled with hay, cows, and cow pies — more giddy-up than glo-up.
Speaking of cavernous spaces, Dressbarn's display windows had already started to empty out by the time I arrived on Tuesday.
But for some reason, there was still a hiring ad on the front door. Happiness may have worked here once, but it will soon be in the same boat as the rest of Dressbarn's employees.
Inspiration, thy name is not the display mannequins at Dressbarn. However, the store was still well-organized and fully stocked, for the most part.
Black slacks as a work uniform may still be standard in some contexts, but they are definitely not as ubiquitous as they were 10 years ago.
There were a lot of floral options here. I get that it's nearly summer, but these dresses felt like they were recycling the same ideas. However, this section was very well put-together. The racks were neat, too.
These tops were 50% off, but their saccharine floral patterns were nearly indistinguishable from one another.
With little to offer other than its 15% off signing bonus, Dressbarn's credit card didn't provide much of an impetus for joining.
Here were two more layers of discounts.
And here was yet another separate loyalty program. How many calculations do you have to do at Dressbarn in order to figure out how much you're actually spending?
But wait! There's more! Are DBPerks different from DB dollars? And how does the credit card play into this?
Finally, some shoes to take my mind off of the infinite mysteries of Dressbarn's pricing strategy. They were nice shoes, too. These were the first empty-ish shelves I saw in the store, harbingers of the inventory's imminent liquidation.
I encountered even emptier shelves on the other side of the store, also stocked with shoes, but in a different layout. Why weren't all the shoes in one place?
There was a vacuum cleaner-like humidifier by a mirror.
Even with all of the deals that were happening, the store was mostly empty of shoppers. While I was there, employees spent most of their time idly rearranging racks, which is probably why the racks looked so meticulously organized. The accessory stands by the checkout counter were already starting to look a little lean.
The dressing rooms were empty, as was the rack for unwanted clothing.
There was a handy-dandy shapewear rack in the dressing room area.
Like its name, Dressbarn's products lag years behind current trends. Its convoluted discount and loyalty system is an ill match for today's Instagram-fueled shopping culture that rewards trendy, simply priced products. Dressbarn may have begun a women's officewear revolution in the '60s, but its time seems to have passed.
