Kroger customer: \'Where did they hide the car wash?\'

WHEN YOUR CAR'S GAS TANK ISLOW....NOTHING LIKE PULLINGINTO A GAS STATION FOR A QUICKFILL UP AND A DISCOUNT CARWASH.ONLY PROBLEM: WHEN YOUCAN'T FIND THE CAR WASH!ONEWEST CHESTER MAN WANTS KROGERTO BE A LITTLE MORE CLEARABOUT ITS LATEST PROMOTION.TIM LEURS STOPPED FOR GASDURING HIS LUNCH BREAK THEOTHER DAY...AT THE NEW KROGERON 747 IN WEST CHESTER.CHESTER."I needed some gas, soI put the nozzle in there, soit said would you like a carwash?

So I looked at my truckand as you can see I needed atruck wash, so I said I need acar wash!"HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCHTIME, SO HE DID A QUICK LOOK AROAROUND."I looked down, and Iwas like where's the car wash?There's no car wash!"FLUSTERED, HE ASKED THEATTENDANT, AND COULDN'TBELIEVE WHAT HE LEARNED.LEARNED."And he said we havepartnered with Mike's ExpressCar Wash, and you drive out ofhere you turn left, you turnright, you turn left, drivedown the road, turn left."TIMWAS OUT OF TIME...AND SAYS HENEVER WOULD HAVE PAID FOR THEWASH HAD A SIGN OR THE RECEIPTSAID THE WASH WAS NOT NEXT DOOR.DOOR."Supreme Wash $16.

Itdoesn't say Mike's Car Wash."Wash.""SO WE DECIDED TO CHECKOUT JUST HOW FAR IS IT FROMTHESE GAS PUMPS TO THE CAR WASH.WASH."I HEADED OUT FROMKROGER, WITH OUR NEWS VANODOMETER AT 108,519.108,519."So we're heading down747."PAST THE OLD BECKETTRIDGE KROGER...THROUGH ACOUPLE OF LIGHTS...OURODOMETER ROLLS TO 520.THEN...THEN..."There it is!

Exactlyone mile away."WE CHECKED WITHKROGER, WHICH CONFIRMED THISIS A RECENT PARTNERSHIP...ANDTHAT KROGER CUSTOMERS GET ADISCOUNT AT MIKE'S.TIM,THOUGH, SAYS THE STORES MIGHTWANT TO BE A LITTLE MORE CLEARWHERE THE WASH IS.IS."When they ask you do youwant a car wash youre notexpecting to have to find theplace youre getting your carwashed."A KROGER SPOKESWOMAN TELLS METHE STORE WILL TAKE ANOTHERLOOK AT THE MIKE'S CAR WASHPROMOTION....SO THAT CUSTOMERSARE NOT CONFUS