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PEOPLE AT CITY HALL DIDN'TPEOPLE AT CITY HALL DIDN'TEVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ONPEOPLE AT CITY HALL DIDN'TEVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ONUNTIL THEY GOT A LOT OF CALLSEVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ONUNTIL THEY GOT A LOT OF CALLSUNTIL THEY GOT A LOT OF CALLSOF THIS NUMBER THIS MORNING.OF THIS NUMBER THIS MORNING.SO SOON CITY MAYOR LAURIESO SOON CITY MAYOR LAURIEWILSON LIKES A NICE.
CHUCKLESWILSON LIKES A NICE.
CHUCKLESYEAH BUT SHE DOESN'T THINKYEAH BUT SHE DOESN'T THINKSOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE HER ISSOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE HER ISALL THAT FUNNY.
WHAT'S MOREALL THAT FUNNY.
WHAT'S MOREALL THAT FUNNY.
WHAT'S MOREPEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU HAVEPEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU HAVEPEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU HAVEYOUR NAME ON IT.
HAVEN'T SEENYOUR NAME ON IT.
HAVEN'T SEENYOU FEEL ON IT AND MY FIRSTYOU FEEL ON IT AND MY FIRSTTHOUGHT WAS ANNOYED BEFORETHOUGHT WAS ANNOYED BEFORETHOUGHT WAS ANNOYED BEFOREWILSON COULD EVEN GET INTOWILSON COULD EVEN GET INTOWILSON COULD EVEN GET INTOHER OFFICE MONDAY MORNING HERHER OFFICE MONDAY MORNING HERHER OFFICE MONDAY MORNING HERSTAFF TOLD HER THEY WERESTAFF TOLD HER THEY WERESTAFF TOLD HER THEY WEREGETTING CALLS ABOUT THISGETTING CALLS ABOUT THISLETTER LEFT ON MULTIPLE CARSLETTER LEFT ON MULTIPLE CARSSAYING PARKING WOULD NOLETTER LEFT ON MULTIPLE CARSSAYING PARKING WOULD NOLONGER BE ALLOWED ON SHASTASAYING PARKING WOULD NOLONGER BE ALLOWED ON SHASTALONGER BE ALLOWED ON SHASTASTREET STARTING ON MAY 1ST.STREET STARTING ON MAY 1ST.THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
WILSONTHAT'S NOT THE CASE.
WILSONDID NOT WRITE THE LETTER SODID NOT WRITE THE LETTER SOPOLICE WENT TO SHASTA STREETPOLICE WENT TO SHASTA STREETTO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON.RECOVERED SEVEN MORE NOTICESRECOVERED SEVEN MORE NOTICESIN THESE PLASTIC BAGS HEREIN THESE PLASTIC BAGS HERETHEY ALL HAVE THE CITY SEAL.THEY ALL HAVE THE CITY SEAL.THEY ALL HAVE THE CITY SEAL.I MAY HAVE THE MAYOR'S NAMEI MAY HAVE THE MAYOR'S NAMEI MAY HAVE THE MAYOR'S NAMEON IT.
ALTHOUGH IT'S SPELLEDON IT.
ALTHOUGH IT'S SPELLEDON IT.
ALTHOUGH IT'S SPELLEDCORRECTLY.
THERE WERE ALSOCORRECTLY.
THERE WERE ALSOOTHER TYPOS LIKE VENTRICLEOTHER TYPOS LIKE VENTRICLEWHICH IS EITHER A CAROTHER TYPOS LIKE VENTRICLEWHICH IS EITHER A CARPOPSICLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEWHICH IS EITHER A CARPOPSICLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEPOPSICLE ARE SUPPOSED TO BESPELLED VEHICLE IT'S NOT EVENSPELLED VEHICLE IT'S NOT EVENSPILLED ARE WORRIED ITSPILLED ARE WORRIED ITSPILLED ARE WORRIED ITCORRECTLY.
SO IT IS HILARIOUSCORRECTLY.
SO IT IS HILARIOUSCORRECTLY.
SO IT IS HILARIOUSCHEST HISTORY RESIDENT OFCHEST HISTORY RESIDENT OFEIGHT YEARS GERALD DRAIN DIDEIGHT YEARS GERALD DRAIN DIDFIND HUMOR IN THE APRIL FIRSTFIND HUMOR IN THE APRIL FIRSTFIND HUMOR IN THE APRIL FIRSTLETTER.
HE ALSO THINKSLETTER.
HE ALSO THINKSLETTER.
HE ALSO THINKSTHE AUTHOR USED APRIL FOOLSTHE AUTHOR USED APRIL FOOLSTHE AUTHOR USED APRIL FOOLSDAY TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVEDAY TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVEDAY TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVESAYING SOME OF THE STREETSSAYING SOME OF THE STREETSSAYING SOME OF THE STREETSOLDER RESIDENTS AREN'T HAPPYSAYING SOME OF THE STREETSOLDER RESIDENTS AREN'T HAPPYTHE NEWER ONES LIKE TO HAVEOLDER RESIDENTS AREN'T HAPPYTHE NEWER ONES LIKE TO HAVEOLDER RESIDENTS AREN'T HAPPYTHE NEWER ONES LIKE TO HAVEPEOPLE OVER FROM TIME TOTHE NEWER ONES LIKE TO HAVEPEOPLE OVER FROM TIME TOPEOPLE OVER FROM TIME TOTIME.
AND THEN THEY SEE A NEWTIME.
AND THEN THEY SEE A NEWTRANSITION OF NEW PEOPLETRANSITION OF NEW PEOPLETRANSITION OF NEW PEOPLECOMING IN AND THEY'D LIKE TOCOMING IN AND THEY'D LIKE TOCOMING IN AND THEY'D LIKE TOINVITE RELATIVES OVER ANDINVITE RELATIVES OVER ANDINVITE RELATIVES OVER ANDHAVE BARBECUES AND WATCHHAVE BARBECUES AND WATCHHAVE BARBECUES AND WATCHTHE GAMES AND STUFF LIKE THATTHE GAMES AND STUFF LIKE THATTHE GAMES AND STUFF LIKE THATMAYOR WILSON SAYS SHE'SMAYOR WILSON SAYS SHE'SMAYOR WILSON SAYS SHE'SALWAYS HAPPY TO LISTEN TOMAYOR WILSON SAYS SHE'SALWAYS HAPPY TO LISTEN TORESIDENTS COMPLAINTSALWAYS HAPPY TO LISTEN TORESIDENTS COMPLAINTSRESIDENTS COMPLAINTSRESIDENTS COMPLAINTSBELIEVING THERE ARE BETTERBELIEVING THERE ARE BETTERBELIEVING THERE ARE BETTERWAYS TO GO ABOUT IT THAN AWAYS TO GO ABOUT IT THAN AWAYS TO GO ABOUT IT THAN APOORLY WRITTEN IN FRAUDULENTPOORLY WRITTEN IN FRAUDULENTPOORLY WRITTEN IN FRAUDULENTLETTER NO MATTER WHAT DAY ISLETTER NO MATTER WHAT DAY ISON THE CALENDAR.
AND YOU CANON THE CALENDAR.
AND YOU CANGET TO THAT ISSUE WITHOUTON THE CALENDAR.
AND YOU CANGET TO THAT ISSUE WITHOUTHAVING TO GO THROUGH YOU KNOWGET TO THAT ISSUE WITHOUTHAVING TO GO THROUGH YOU KNOWHAVING TO GO THROUGH YOU KNOW