Hello! My catties, I do hope you celebrated Happy Brothers’ Day on March 18. What? You did not know of this day? Haww, naughty ones, envy will kill you all. All should have this big brother, the one and only, who has spent just two-three days’ of his earnings for two weddings, of his daughter and son. Such an ideal bhaiyya he, spent yet another day or two’s earnings, this time for his younger bro, dudes.
To commemorate this magnanimous gesture, March 18, has been declared as International (Big) Brothers’ Day. What ya, you don’t believe me and think I’m simply making fun. No, no. Big Brother is indeed watching you. They are two BIG ones, well, third can be included. So this one, who owns entire country and the other two, who make it look like they are running the show.
Sadly, nobody cares about Chhota Bheem, oops bhai. So much for his need to be fit and run marathon. I prefer the sev-puri loving, unfit money machine big bro. Right now, I am humming, “Tina, Tina, nobody quite like Tina. That’s the little lady’s name..” Frank Sinatra’s louwelies song. What, don’t tell me you did not know this one. Go order his songs right now.
Speaking of bhais and brotherhood, so much is happening in politics. I’m losing track of the sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, grand ones and great-grandchildren. Phew!
But to come back to other brothers, this time cousins, however, cousin of an erstwhile powerful leader’s son, same-to-same sounding party, one Sena of a kind, is actually taking on the strongmen.
Forget his politics and ideology, it is wonly money, no rocket science. But hold no grudges if he makes and continues to fire salvos at the big chest-and-stomach duo! By god, he is making sense, making fine cartoons and hitting hard. All other politicians are slapping themselves for not having taken such potshots.
And my dearies, I will tell you a small secret, nice weapon you have got in the form of a Supreme Court order. If any pest in your neighbourhood is feeding these pesky birds, pigeons, who make gootter-goo, and cause disturbance, use this recent apex court order and send a complaint to your society. See, I told ya, it’s a secret weapon. Society is bound to stop feeding these birds (they are a menace) if other residents get annoyed or disturbed by anyone feeding birds.
I’m all for it, Mon Amour, see the film to get inspired. Though you have to view it till the end ;).
Adios until next week. So much is happening, we cannot stop chuckling.