Is this the most cringeworthy Tinder profile ever? Man creates a point system for potential dates - including bonuses for fitness and deductions for 'too many clothes' and 'neediness'

  • A man's Tinder profile was branded the 'world's worst' after he listed attributes
  • Twitter user and nurse The Dream Ghoul shared a screenshot of the man's bio
  • The man listed things that gained and took away points from future matches
  • Points could be gained for 'practising a religion' and 'being a freak in bed'
  • Points are taken away for 'smoking' and watching Netflix for over three hours

A man's Tinder profile has been branded the 'world's worst' after he created a point system for potential dates. 

Twitter user and nurse The Dream Ghoul first shared a screenshot of the man's controversial Tinder bio online.

The man wrote on the app: 'Do the math!' before listing things that gained and took away points from his future matches, with the final score being out of 20. 

A man's Tinder profile has been branded the 'world's worst' after he listed attributes that award or deduct points in his opinion - potential matches are scored out of 20 (pictured)

A man's Tinder profile has been branded the 'world's worst' after he listed attributes that award or deduct points in his opinion - potential matches are scored out of 20 (pictured)

These characteristics included gaining a point for practising a religion, 'being a freak in bed' and having a hobby.

Potential matches could add two points if they like to drink, are shorter than 5'3" and 'can hold a conversation'. 

A huge three points are gained if you 'love your family'.

However, there are ways to lose points too.

The man said that having 'way too many clothes' and 'not being able to cook' meant a loss of one point.

Matches can lose two points if they 'Netflix for 3+ hours a day' and 'smoke cigarettes'.

The single biggest turn off for the man was being 'unemployed/not a student', which meant people should take away four points. 

Neediness and rudeness were also highlighted as negative attributes, losing a massive two points each. 

Minnesota-based nurse The Dream Ghoul uploaded the screenshot of requirements with the caption: 'I have stumbled upon the world's worst straight dude Tinder bio' (pictured)

Minnesota-based nurse The Dream Ghoul uploaded the screenshot of requirements with the caption: 'I have stumbled upon the world's worst straight dude Tinder bio' (pictured)

What are the man's desired attributes? 

Work out - +2

Like to drink - +1 

Love your family - +3

Understand budgeting - +1

Can hold a conversation - +2

Practise a religion - +1

Go to school - +2

Open-minded - +1

A freak in bed - +1 

Bougie - +1

Have a hobby - +1

Shorter than 5'3" - +2

Professional and ratchet - +2 

What are the man's not-desired attributes?

Smoke cigarettes - -2

Netflix 3+ hours a day - -2

Only do put a face on for an event - -1

Have way too many clothes - -1

Can't cook - -1

Unemployed/not a student - -4

Needy - -2

Unemployed/not a student - -4

Needy - -2

Rude - -2

 

 

Final score /20:_____________ 

Minnesota-based nurse The Dream Ghoul uploaded the screenshot of requirements with the caption: 'I have stumbled upon the world's worst straight dude Tinder bio'.

The post quickly struck a chord with other users of the site, where it racked up 20,000 likes and several thousands retweets. 

'I'm loving the idea of a murdering naked, under 5'3" clown who practices a religion, works out and loves their family,' one commenter posted.

'Ridiculous that he's giving out more points for loving your family than being a freak in bed,' another wrote.

'Also, three hours of Netflix a night shows dedication and should be rewarded, not penalised.'

One person wrote: 'I'm 62 years old with bad knees and bad vision but I understand budgeting and can hold a conversation so... and he didn't mention age requirement... I'll check with my husband and see what he thinks.' 

Potential matches could add two points if they like to drink, are shorter than 5'3" and 'can hold a conversation' (stock image)

Potential matches could add two points if they like to drink, are shorter than 5'3" and 'can hold a conversation' (stock image)

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Is this the most cringeworthy Tinder profile ever? Man creates a point system for potential dates

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