there’s a... cat and two dogs knocking on my apartment door? like inside the building what do I do omg
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
what....? pic.twitter.com/aAi3QsEQ5D
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
I tried to go hang out in the entryway but the cat SLIPPED IN without my noticing I had to check my own video for evidence dkfjekskdjalen pic.twitter.com/oQOjp5PxUU
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
yeah this cat is settling the fuck in help pic.twitter.com/2p0e7FDxRu
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
ok so the apartment above mine had a wide open door which is where they came from. I got the dogs inside (but just heard a glass shattering noise so yikes?) No idea how to herd this cat upstairs
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
ok crucial development I’m STRESSED pic.twitter.com/e8iz134a9M
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
ok I’m afraid of them getting out of the building so I’m just gonna chill with all parties involved until owners or building management shows up pic.twitter.com/kX2FmQOawG
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
these are the masterminds I’m up against by the way look at this shit pic.twitter.com/A4fXZ3rTo1
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
y’all won pic.twitter.com/06mtwdAI4E
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
dogs have been briefly subdued by a second door now there’s just this one to deal with pic.twitter.com/RtelWs3GfR
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
never-fucking-mind to that last update pic.twitter.com/itO5oURbwC
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
NO OFFENSE BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE LIVE IN THIS BUILDING
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
finally met a human ally. “how long have you been dealing with this situation?” she asked. my god
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
I really am kinda stressed bc I don’t want to do anything wrong by these animals! but at least one character in this messy cast is feeling pretty chill pic.twitter.com/461SZ9JEtQ
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
literally everyone is asleep. cat’s asleep. dogs napping. I’m just praying the owners show up soon! leaving a note pic.twitter.com/d0JpYIsdlr
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
OH BLESS some actual dog owners who know what they’re doing showed up I have REINFORCEMENTS
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
they have leashes and toys and food I’m SAVED
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
the dogs and cat are ok right now but I’m flagging down every single person who walks into this building like “oy, mista! you they dad?”
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
LMAO the other dog owners thought they could simply put the dogs in their apartment and close the door!! just heard “it’s like Jurassic Park” from the hall trust me I know!!!
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
THIS IS A CLOWN SHOW!! the dog owner found a way to tie the door shut, but did so before the cat was in. they went to take the cat inside the apartment but the dogs have now LOCKED US OUT
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
SCREAMING WE FINALLY WANT THEM TO OPEN THE DOOR AND NOW THEY WONT
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
that’s the end for now y’all my roommate will be taking over my watchful shift and I NEED to eat! that shaved a year off my life but I hope someone out there had fun smh
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 16, 2019
Hi twitter! I just wanted to let y’all know I finally got home and the pets are with their owners who seem lovely. they’re safe and I’m muting this thread 😅 thanks for spending a weird day with me!
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 17, 2019
Have you considered maybe those aren’t dogs but really clever, really tiny burglars casing the place?
— Jennifer Ansbach (@JenAnsbach) March 16, 2019
This Homeward Bound reboot is lit! https://t.co/YeRUM4pf5k
— Jawnathan Van Ness (@shibuyadreams) March 16, 2019
this thread was self care
— Fran Tirado (@fransquishco) March 16, 2019