Cooper brings best out of Koroibete but will Cheika pick him?
Does Wallabies coach Michael Cheika have the courage to play Quade Cooper as his No.10 in the World Cup? Those close to Cheika believe he doesn't. The memories of the disastrous 2011 World Cup campaign remain and, in spite of all the recent theatrics, Cheika is expected to stick with Bernard Foley. So the Wallabies will go into the World Cup with the same formula as the last one, which doesn’t exactly fill one with hope.
Cooper has been revitalised by his return to the Super Rugby ranks with the Rebels, after being dumped by the Reds.Last season was a fizzer for Test winger Marika Koroibete, not least because the Rebels did not know how to use him. Koroibete, who was expected to be a dominant force, was often lost or under-utilised. But, as Cooper has proved, get a good five-eighth and the opportunities will come. Cooper knows the importance of having a good finisher and he also has the ability to provide his attack with far better opportunities than they had last year. The result was clear to see when Koroibete came up with several exhilarating plays against the Brumbies, including a memorable hit and spin, to show that he is back on track. Centre Billy Meakes is also enjoying life playing alongside Cooper, to the extent that he is among the early standout Australian players.
Tech, tries and videotape
The love affair between Cheika and Rugby Australia has cooled appreciably following several seasons of failure. In his original "employment agreement", signed in October 2014, there are clues as to why Cheika has remained in the job for so long, even though his Test success rate has dipped to 48 per cent. Under the section "ending Cheika’s employment", there was a late change. It originally stated either Cheika or RA "may end Cheika’s employment at any time by giving six months' written notice". Just before the agreement was signed, that was changed to "nine months written notice". Other interesting snippets in the agreement are that "without limitation, Cheika must not coach, play or engage in activities related to New Zealand rugby" without RA’s consent, and is unable to "coach, play or engage in activities related to any other football code, including but not limited to rugby league, Australian rules and soccer". He must not "coerce, or otherwise place pressure on, an Australian professional rugby player to train or play with an injury against that player’s will". It also states that RA "uses video surveillance equipment in strategically located internal and external areas of the workplace to monitor movements. Cameras will operate continuously and surveillance will be ongoing." It continues that RA "may at any time access, monitor and record any communication or information developed, used, received, stored or transmitted by Cheika" while using RA resources. That is eerie Big Brother stuff.
No grounds for concern
Yes, the rumour is true, that was Ruck & Maul wearing a Groucho Marx mask and Okanui shorts at Fort Fumble a week or so ago. It was supposed to have been a coffee with the boss, Raelene Castle. The coffee never appeared. A mysterious chewing gum container in the middle of a bare table remained untouched. If anyone wants to find out what actually went on during that hour in Castle's office, you may be able to check the surveillance tapes as per the previous item. If it exists, the R&M tape will show a parched columnist stressing his point, while sitting as living proof that RA is on an austerity drive. Luckily, there was a water bubbler down the road so that R&M could be revived.
Coaching shenanigans
Rugby Australia is overloaded with coaches, especially after Wallabies assistant coach Stephen Larkham was moved sideways and Scott Johnson was appointed the new director of rugby. Surprise, surprise there’s more trouble at the mill. One supposed coach on an over-inflated salary is worried he is about to get "the heave-ho", another is "deeply disenchanted" and a third who is currently involved with the Wallabies will have his duties drastically reduced. Mumbrella meanwhile had an interesting story this week about how Fort Fumble had lost its battle for control of the domain name wallabies.com.au. A Perth-based company registered that name in 2006 to provide information about marsupials. An international tribunal ruled in favour of the Perth company and was unimpressed with Fort Fumble’s argument, labelling it "careless".
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While cash-strapped Queensland Rugby Union suffered a $1.094 million loss in 2018, a notable NSW junior club has sold a mountain of raffle tickets to raise much-needed funds. The first prize was tickets to several 2019 NRL games.
Rumour has it ...
- Rugby lunch guests last week were shocked by an expletive-filled discussion involving an odd omelette-loving, high-ranking national official. And a misguided rugby media gatekeeper’s past is about to haunt him as too many know of his serious indiscretions.
- The Lobster, an R&M favourite, is back. This infamous type is again pursuing players and was recently sighted in Europe searching for a former Waratahs winger. Apparently, quite a few in New Zealand are also trying to find rugby’s most elusive Rudolph Valentino.
Quote of the week
“Rewards always come to those who wait.”
So said the late, famed and feared British rugby writer John Reason while sitting alongsoide R&M watching a brawl between Welsh Test players at the 1991 Ballymore after-match function. Considering recent Wallabies shenanigans and the disgraceful media statement by RUPA, a toothless non-entity of a players’ union, these are again prophetic words for those pursuing the truth.