'What do you call a blind dinosaur?' Children reveal the top 10 funniest jokes of all time - but do YOU know the answers to their favourite gags?
- New poll by Beano.com revealed 10 funniest jokes of all time, according to kids
- List features classic 'Doctor, Doctor' and 'What do you call a...' side splitters
- 'Why was the sand wet?' voted as funniest gag ever- do you know the answer?
The funniest jokes of all time, according to British children, have been unveiled in a new poll.
The survey by family-friendly website Beano.com, revealed that traditional 'doctor, doctor' jokes still left youngsters squealing with laughter.
Top of the list was cheeky one-liner 'Why was the sand wet', which boasts a rather rude answer and was voted as the most hilarious gag ever.
And while they may be notorious for their cringe-worthy ‘dad jokes’, almost half of children aged 7-12 chose their father as the funniest person in their family, with 26 per cent claiming that their mothers told the worst jokes.
Elsewhere two-thirds of kids said they heard the best jokes in the classroom and on the playground, while nine in ten children argued that they were funnier than adults.
Despite offering rather obvious punchlines, the quiz-style questions will have users scratching their heads in frustration.
But can you guess the answers to these infuriating gags? The solutions are at the bottom... but no cheating!
The funniest jokes of all time according to British children have been unveiled in a new poll by by family-friendly website Beano.com, which included traditional 'doctor, doctor' jokes
1. Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
2. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
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3. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze, you're under a vest!
4. Doctor, Doctor! Help, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together then.
5. What's the fastest vegetable?
A runner bean.
Despite offering rather obvious punchlines, the quiz-style questions will have users scratching their heads in frustration- but do you know the answers to these infuriating questions?
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
7. What's brown and sticky
A stick.
8. What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer.
9. Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
10. Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
The research was commissioned to celebrate the launch of Beano’s new national joke competition to find the funniest class in Britain. Primary schools across the UK can submit their classes’ entries from April 1st* 2019 online at www.beano.com/jokes
While they may be notorious for their cringe-worthy ‘dad jokes’, almost half of children aged 7-12 chose their father as the funniest person in their family, with 26 per cent claiming that their mothers told the worst jokes
