Put it this way: when you drive a supercar, small boys and childish men like me stop and point at it. When you drive a Land Cruiser Utility, the people whose heads turn to follow it are usually driving a tractor or a pick-up.
Its basic integrity and functionality, then, is the reason that the UN buys more Land Cruisers than the UK. So when it came to running one, we decided we’d like to run one that was absolutely as basic as possible.
Of all the Land Cruiser variants, there are two types that do well in the UK. The all-singing, all-dancing Invincible seven-seat five-door range-topper is usually the most popular (£52,855). At the other end of the scale is the Utility. We wanted as basic a car as we could bear, and we got pretty close. The only option on our three-door Utility is one of the few options available: metallic paint.
There are six other available options. They’re all different types of tow bar and wiring.
So what do you get? A 2.8-litre, four-cylinder diesel making a steady 175bhp and 310lb ft of torque from just 1400rpm. It drives all four wheels through a lazy but smooth six-speed manual gearbox, which would be good enough for 0-62mph in 12.8sec and go on to 108mph if I were inclined to try either. Which I haven’t been so far.
Of more importance is that it’s only 4.4m long, about the same as a Ford Focus, albeit a more substantial 1885mm wide, and has a fine 10.4m turning diameter. Less useful in daily driving but handy for the kind of thing we’ll ask the Land Cruiser to do are that it can tow three tonnes and has a low-range gearbox, a set of respectable approach, breakover and departure angles (31deg, 22deg and 26deg respectively) and a 700mm wade depth.

You can get a commercial van version of the Land Cruiser but ours has windows and rear seats and that will be essential for me because, as well as being a tool, it’ll be a daily family drive. Handy, too, then, will be an 87-litre fuel tank and the fact that, driven steadily, it seems easily capable of more than 30mpg. I’ll see what it can best do on a long, sedate cruise soon, during which the leggy gearing will let it spin over at barely beyond tickover. Just often recently, I’ve been in a hurry. Soz.
What’s it like? Lovely. The ride quality is really smooth, control weights easy and responsive, and it heats up or cools down quickly inside. It’s a very stable cruiser, too, despite the height and the shortness. I’ve been disinclined to try too much hard cornering, yet, but directly after writing this, I do have to take it off road. Goody.
Sure, it’s basic, by modern standards. There are no parking sensors, but it’s not that long and visibility is great. There’s no sat-nav, but I have a phone with a better system than any OEM one anyway. There’s no DAB radio, but there are aux and USB sockets and my phone has 4G. Problems all solved.
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That bloke
To sell, it needs to be
To sell, it needs to be petrol, it needs to be automatic, and it needs better (much wider) wheels. Oh, and they need to do something about that front end, like completely re-design it. Only then I might see one on the roads. As it stands, it's fugly, and will only appeal to an on-site architect with no taste (which is most of them) when he isn't driving his Audi.
lambo58
That bloke is wrong in almost
That bloke is wrong in almost everything he says.
The Landcruiser is the worlds best off road no nonsense vehicle in the world bar none.
Its sold for decades now because of it reliability and sheer toughness to people who want no-nonsense vehicles not interested in poseurs,
There is no substitute.
jason_recliner
That bloke wrote:
Haha!!!
It's one of the best vehicles in the world. The 'proper' Land Cruiser (not sure why the Poms only get povo versions of cars) is obviously better, but it's VERY expensive in comparison. The Prado will do WAY more than the majoroity of owners will ever require.
TStag
OK I don’t get the Land
OK I don’t get the Land Cruiser all. The old Discovery is much better value. The old Discovery is about the same off road, better inside and frankly a nicer place to be. So now consider this. If Land Rover make the new Defender to be like the old Discovery what’s actually is the point of the Land cruiser? It makes no sense at all. Even the Jeep Cherokee is better. No one in the U.K. buys the Land Cruiser this is why!
chris1969
TStag wrote:
I agree to a point, the mk1 was a great all round car (based on the first range rover) which is still very popular all over the world. Trouble is, in the western world we now need ABS, ESP and electronic engine management plus the rear space was a little tight in the early discovery so, if you revised the the original one to modern expectation you would probably end up with a simplified discovery 3. steel springs and solid axles. Lets hope the new defender is what we want.
I still see a demand to bring back the original dicsovery for use in the undeveloped world.
lambo58
Ever owned or driven one long
Ever owned or driven one long term- nah didnt think so. most of the people who buy JLR products are badge snobs- thats all. The rest of world swear by Landcruisers and if you lived in the Australian outback as I do a lot of the year, the last thing I would want to rely on is anything to do with landrovers. Total misearable unreliable rubbish
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@ TStag
With your blindfolded JLR fanboy view of life of course you wouldnt get the Land Cruiser.
Two things though....the new Defender, when it finally puts in an appearence, wont be a workhorse like the old Disco 1.....it will be far more glossy and urban and a lot more expensive.
What it will be unless JLR make a colossal change in m.o. is unreliable with poor longevity......AND thats why people would buy a stripped out Land Cruiser instead. Its a proper work horse which will keep on working without frequent bouts of welding, gearbox/transmission replacements etc for 20 + years. It doesnt even have alloy wheels (good thing for a true utility vehicle. I bet you wont be able to buy a new Defender with steel wheels! It will be the darling of the Kings Road!!!
lambo58
Spot on
Spot on
G.O.M.
Tstag
The point of the Landcruiser is that is is by far and away the most reliable off roader in the world. In places where that counts, like Africa, the Middle East and the Australian outback you will never see a Land Rover, only Landcruisers and the occassional Nissan Patrol. In the 2018 J D Power quality rankings Land Rover came 32nd out of 32 major manufacturers. The Australians have a saying "If you want to go into the bush it doesn't matter whether you take a Landcruiser or a Land Rover, but if you want to come back out, take a Landcruiser." However you do have a point, but only for UK buyers, "If you want to go into the village to by a pint of milk it doesn't matter whether you take a Landcruiser or a Land Rover or anything at all."
G.O.M.
Tstag
The point of the Landcruiser is that is is by far and away the most reliable off roader in the world. In places where that counts, like Africa, the Middle East and the Australian outback you will never see a Land Rover, only Landcruisers and the occassional Nissan Patrol. In the 2018 J D Power quality rankings Land Rover came 32nd out of 32 major manufacturers. The Australians have a saying "If you want to go into the bush it doesn't matter whether you take a Landcruiser or a Land Rover, but if you want to come back out, take a Landcruiser." However you do have a point, but only for UK buyers, "If you want to go into the village to by a pint of milk it doesn't matter whether you take a Landcruiser or a Land Rover or anything at all."
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