Overweight tourists are crippling Greek donkeys

Animal charities have claimed that an increase in the abundance of overweight tourists visiting the Greek island of Santorini is causing irreparable harm to the local donkeys. Up to 1,200 cruise ship tourists arrive at the island each day, relying on donkeys to traverse the steep cobblestone roads and stairways.

Man dispels impotency claims by sending in-laws porn

A resident of Hyderabad has responded to his estranged wife’s claims that he is impotent by filming himself having sex with a second woman, and sending the video to his in-laws. The man was later charged and convicted for sending the “unsolicited objectionable material” to the family.

Bank robber changes mind, attempts to open account instead.

Police in New Jersey are searching for a man they believe was attempting to rob a bank, before getting cold feet and trying to open an account instead. One bank teller reported the man had given her a note demanding cash – however, he quickly snatched the note back and asked to create an account, before fleeing on foot.