‘God is always single and ready to mingle’

CHENNAI:Yogita Uchil is a HR professional, blogger, influencer and a home chef. Buddhism is her way of life and she gives us a peek into her take on God and spirituality.

What do you think God’s Tinder bio would be?
Always single and ready to mingle.

What do you think was God’s thought process while creating jellyfish?
Naughty!

What is the one man-made creation that God thinks is crazy cool and would use?
The selfie stick.

Other than devotional, what kind of music do you think God listens to?
Definitely rock and roll.

If God had a house, what kind of interior design or would he have?
It’ll be made of glass.

What would you name God’s biography? (Give an original title)
‘Life of lie’.

Do you think God is a morning person or an evening person, and why?
Evening person. Since he has a backlog of prayers
to clear.

What do you think is God’s WhatsApp profile picture?
Probably blank.

God calls you up and asks you for advice — he’s either going to remove cheese or chocolate from the earth. What do you tell him to remove permanently and why?
Cheese. Then we can ask ‘who moved
my cheese?’

What do you think are God’s hobbies?
Creating trouble and then sorting it out.

What gender do you think God is?
Transgender.

If you could take God for a date, where would you go?
I would take God to Marina beach.

What movie would you take God to watch?
God’s must be crazy.