Kitchen Sink Drama: Neighbours

Joel knew the chances of Swedish swimsuit models moving in next door were slim, but he was nevertheless disappointed when the new residents of No. 35 ended up being a family much like his own. Actually, he soon reconsidered, better than his own.

The father, James, had hair and a job, and the mum, Scarlett, had a waistline. Their son, Cooper, meanwhile, was Joel's age but a head taller, tanned, muscular and popular. As Joel soon discovered in the bushes behind their houses, Cooper was also an amazing kisser, a fact that confused and moved him in equal measure.