It is almost week 3 on Love Island and the producers might be ripping their faces off.
The villains aren’t that villainous; rather, the noise emitting from the villa with fake grass is little more than a series of sequential coos, and this is a problem.
No one watches Reality TV to watch people hug. They want real pain, and so last week, and the defenestration of Gentle Kendall, was a good week for Love Island and a bad week for the Enlightenment.
I hope Gentle Kendall is promoted at the shoe shop and has a swift recovery from the Love Island which was, in her case, so loveless.
Instead there are two semi-villains, one almost hairless male victim, and one disappearance – Niall who hates his ears...