Dir: Gary Ross. Cast: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Awkwafina, Rihanna, Helena Bonham Carter, Richard Armitage, Elliott Gould, 12A cert, 110 mins
Time’s up on all-male heist shenanigans in Ocean’s Eight, which proves that Y chromosomes in a glitzy, star-led ensemble caper are thoroughly surplus to requirements.
What else does the film prove? That Sandra Bullock is just as fit to front an Ocean’s film as George Clooney, if not rather more so? That Anne Hathaway’s comic skills and game self-parody are well worth showcasing in bitchy roles? That Cate Blanchett absolutely rocks in cheetah-print coats and biker leathers?
All of this, handily. It doesn’t prove that Clooney’s Danny Ocean is dead, but it pretends he is, in circumstances unexplained, when his sister Debbie (Bullock) sob-stories her way out of prison at the start.
The point is: she’s our substitute. And her attitude to small- and medium-scale larceny is not quite the same as Danny’s watchful waiting game. Hours after waltzing through the gate of that jail, where she’s spent five years paying a seething penance for art fraud, she’s back in business with some high-end shoplifting.