Such a strange atmosphere. So lukewarm, so mild. Not perhaps since the 1979 World Cup, when Australia sent a second XI because of Kerry Packer, has a cricket match between England and Australia in this country been so short of traditional rivalry and ribaldry.
England did their best to inject excitement, by losing three quick wickets when set to score 215, which was followed by a late spasm of poor shot-selection before they won with three wickets and six overs in hand, going 1-0 up with four to play. Overall, though, it was as if the Australians had never tampered with the ball in South Africa, so subdued was the occasion until England’s mistakes manufactured a semi-climax.
Only Australia’s captain Tim Paine and the easy-going Shaun Marsh were members of their Ashes-winning team last winter or that scandal-ridden team in South Africa, so there was no Aussie for the Oval crowd to hate or bait. Paine has been appointed on the same lines as an old-time England amateur captain: not worth his place (in the Test team yes, in white-ball formats no) but an awfully nice chap and a decent, diplomatic leader in a time of crisis.
Besides, neither Paine nor Marsh batted long enough to raise any ire as Australia collapsed irreparably against England’s spinners. Against Scotland, England’s pace bowlers had been exposed: Eoin Morgan got round this problem, rather than solved it, by bringing on his two spinners early and breaking the back of Australia’s batting, leaving England’s pace bowlers to mop up their lengthy tail when steadiness was sufficient.
It was Australia’s batting rather than their still-vibrant bowling which smacked of their Second XI. With David Warner and Steve Smith serving their one-year bans, their replacements lacked bristling intent as well as skill. Collectively, apart from Glenn Maxwell, Australia’s batsmen were rather slow of mind and feet against Moeen Ali and Adil Rashid, omitting to place the ball into gaps and rotate the strike. One-day internationals are more subtle than the Big Bash.
One major improvement by England’s pace bowlers was that they took an early wicket, unlike against Scotland, which made life easier for Moeen when he bowled the ninth over. For a couple of overs David Willey made the new ball swing, which was enough to have the lefthanded Travis Head caught driving at first slip. Thereafter England’s spinners controlled the match, and either could have been chosen as the man of it.
Moeen bowling straight through from the pavilion with a long legside boundary, turned the ball and screw until Maxwell took his last over for 14: Moeen’s offbreak hit the top of Marsh’s offstump, while Aaron Finch and Paine were guilty of indiscretions. Rashid, from the Vauxhall end, had a short legside boundary yet did not concede a boundary until his ninth over by concentrating on his legbreak rather than variations.
Together, in taking five wickets for 79, Moeen and Rashid gave England’s supporters much cause to hope that when the World Cup pitches are tiring towards the end of the tournament next summer, England will still be a force, which they were not at the climax of the last Champions Trophy. By next summer indeed spin might be the stronger part of England’s bowling, if Liam Plunkett and Mark Wood do not recover the edge of pace they had.
Billy Stanlake clocked 90 mph in his first over, jagging back between Jason Roy’s pad and bat as it came down across the line. Paine used Stanlake in spells of no more than three overs to keep him sharp. England will hope that before the next Ashes series of 2019, Mitchell Starc and Pat Cummins do not so improve their batting that Australia can fit in Stanlake - as well as Josh Hazlewood - to supply high-octane bursts.
England first wobbled when Alex Hales was flummoxed by a full ball and Jonny Bairstow, in purple form, middled a pull that sped to the longest boundary: no fourth ODI century in a row. England are shorn of two allrounders in Ben Stokes and Chris Woakes, so that at 38 for three wickets they needed a partnership. Morgan and Joe Root combined to add 115, with the white-ball captain taking the lead and manoeuvring the spinners, while Root batted like the red-ball captain.
Morgan was not at fault when he bottom-edged a cut and was caught behind for his highest ODI score since the Champions Trophy. Buttler was: he could have done with playing himself in after resting against Scotland, and England wanting less than three runs an over. When Root nibbled at a good ball by Stanlake and followed Buttler, England still had to find 52 runs from their last four wickets.
Moeen, in trying to hook a six to the longest boundary when the run-rate was so undemanding, was as gung-ho as Buttler but the shot did not cost him the match award. Willey passed his test of character with flying colours, making his highest score for England and finishing with the flourish of a straight six.
- England beat Aus by 3 wickets (33 balls remain)
Enjoyable afternoon's cricket
Australia, an inexperienced side, are the ones with the headaches. I thought they got their team selection wrong with the extra bowler, meaning that Agar was too high up the order at seven. He and fellow spinner Maxwell bowled just seven overs between them.
Next match is Cardiff on Saturday, and it tends to be dry and turn there so, as Stuart Broad says, "England's spinners will be licking their lips." So too will we, and we hope to see you then. Cheers!
WICKET! Ali c sub (Short) b Neser 17
Mo has done it again! A chance to get England home and he has fallen, again. Short ball, pulled to midwicket. Really good work in the deep from the sub, who had to move his feet with a dancer's precision to stay inside the rope. FOW 197/7
Every time in this match you think England have done it enough, they let the opposition back into it. Some would say that was a bit brainless from Moeen Ali, no need to take on that big shot.
Neser enjoyed it. Some good beards in this Aussie side.
OVER 36: ENG 182/6 (Ali 12* Willey 7*) chasing 215
Crikey, England really do want to keep this as interesting as possible. Moeen goes for a hook off Richardson and top-edges. Four.
Now Richardson has dropped the ball in his delivery stride. Heh.
Moeen wants this over and done with. Drives on the up for two, then pulls for four. Ten runs, just what the doctor ordered.
OVER 30: ENG 159/4 (Root 50* Buttler 5*) chasing 215
Root donks a single, and brings up his fifty.
Buttler gets off the mark with a glorious, freewheeling four on the up through off. And now, even more gloriously, Aussie captain Tim 'in a world of' Paine has dropped him! Buttler goes for the pull, top edges it, Paine makes good ground running back to where shortish fine leg would be, but then fails to cling on. Having got there, he would have expected to catch it.
OVER 24: ENG 124/3 (Root 35* Morgan 55*) chasing 215
Agar back, he's no threat either. Morgan cuts him for four and raises his bat to celebrate a fifty. A much-needed fifty, you might call it. Actually, a somewhat-needed fifty is probably closer.
He has had 12 innings in 2018, with five single figure scores, and only one fifty prior to today.
OVER 23: ENG 117/3 (Root 34* Morgan 49*) chasing 215
Kane Richardson. Morgan hooks at a bouncer, doesn't connect and Tim Paine goes wild behind the stumps for the caught behind. Given not out, and suddenly Paine is not as sure as he thought he was. No review. Oh I see. Like that, is it?
Anyhow, Morgan now drives one, uppish, through the covers.
OVER 19: ENG 100/3 (Root 31* Morgan 35*) chasing 215
Glenn Maxwell on for an over of his right-arm whatnot, four runs come off it. England coasting here, and I think the Aussies need to throw everything at trying to break this stand in the next 15 minutes or so because these two both have plenty more gears.
OVER 17: ENG 90/3 (Root 24* Morgan 32*) chasing 215
Morgan enjoying the bowling of Tye, who has dished him up two hit-me deliveries down the legside. Morgan does indeed hit them, for a brace o' fours. Sharp single leads to a direct hit from Maxwell, but Root was home okay.
A much-needed partnership moves into its fifties.
OVER 13: ENG 64/3 (Root 15* Morgan 16*) chasing 215
Tye, who is known for his variations, comes on. I didn't see his knuckleball in that over. What I DID see, though, was Root plop it to cover and set off for a crazy single. Maxwell swoops, and luckily for England, fumbles. Big run out chance. Maxwell furious.
OVER 10: ENG 48/3 (Root 7* Morgan 8*) chasing 215
One powerplay over left, and it is Stanlake. Stuart Broad, on commentary, says "he looks the sort of bowler who has got a bit of theatre about him." Well, Stuart should know, and he's right too. Nicely put. Morgan guides the last ball of the over through point.
Change of ends there. Broad thinks the Aussies are over-rotating, he says he'd rather get in a rhythm from one end rather than mix it up as much as you would in a T20.
OVER 8: ENG 42/3 (Root 5* Morgan 4*) chasing 215
England doing their level best to make a game of this. Their two classiest players at the crease right now. They need a stand from Morgs and Rooteh.Richardson, perhaps emboldened by the Bairstow dismissal, tries another powderpuff wannabe bouncer. Morgan butchers it.
OVER 6: ENG 32/2 (Bairstow 27* Root 0*) chasing 215
Kane Richardson on, and Bairstow has mullered two more magnificent shots through the offside. Two back foot shots through point, the first of them off Kane's tame, 79mph loosener. Joe Root in stealth mode at the other end. He has faced six balls sans score, which is not a problem.
OVER 3: ENG 23/1 (Bairstow 18* Hales 5*) chasing 215
England are pumped! Carrying the fight to the Aussies with some biff and bosh. Hales pounces on a short ball, pulling it for four. Bairstow's timing right now is all that and a bag of chips, he has just CREAMED two balls through point for boundaries.
WICKET! Roy b Stanlake 0
That's what the Aussies needed! Second ball of the innings, decent cherry outside off, nips back and Jason Roy, defending a little loosely, has played on! FOW 0/1 Looking at it again, he was quite late on the ball, and I cannot say I blame him, because that was rapid! 90mph. Horrible one to get early.
Australia all out for 214 (47 overs)
Very moderate batting effort. The Aussies slumped to 90/5. Moeen and Rashers bowled very well, sharing five wickets. Liam Plunkett came back to clean up the lower order. A fifty from Glenn Maxwell and 40 from Ashton Agar the only contributions to speak of. Nothing terrifying in the pitch as far as one can tell, just a poor day with the bat. Still, 215, could have been worse I suppose from 90/5.
WICKET! Tye c Buttler b Plunkett 19
Tye hooks at the ball from Plunkett and has managed to top-edge the ball INTO HIS OWN FACE. Lucky for him that he's got a grille. Anyway, after a bit of a delay, he's okay. In fact, he's better than that, he's walloped his next ball for six!
But then, ah but then, alas poor Tye. Smears at a wide one, last ball of the over, edge through to the keeper and that is all she wrote. FOW 214/10
WICKET! Neser c Root b Plunkett 6
Liam Plunkett comes on. Neser plants the front foot and tries to swing through the line of the ball but this is too short, Plunkett is too tall, and I think there might be a little bit of cut off the seam as well. Anyhow, Neser strikes it far too high up the bat and has spooned up the simplest of catches to mid off. FOW 197/8
OVER 39: AUS 188/6 (Agar 39* Neser 2*)
Michael Gertges Neser, born Pretoria, is 28 and an all-rounder. He is making his dayboo. Bowls right, bats right, unclear as yet which hand, if any, he sandpapers the ball with. He stands admiringly at the other end as David Willey's first ball of a new spell is stroked to the extra cover boundary by Agar, as well it should have been, because that was wide rubbish. Similar poor ball later in the over gets the same treatment. 10 runs off a poor over, and the tourists' hopes of something resembling a total grow a little stronger.
Afternoon everyone
Thanks very much to Ben and Ali and, to our Australian friends, may I just say, HA HA HA. Five wickets down for not many, but then a decent rally from The Big Show and Young Ashton Agar, who strikes me as one of those sportspeople whose name will be prefixed with 'Young' until well into his forties.
Just as I was about to take over, the silver hammer came down on Maxwell, and here we are with Michael Neser coming to the crease.
WICKET! Maxwell 62 c Bairstow b Plunkett
Agar's supporting act working well here. Singles for both, two for Maxwell. 200 creeping into view.
Clipped high by Maxwell and that's going to be short of the rope out at deep square leg... into the bucket for Bairstow! Good hands. Maxwell departs. FOW 174/6
Over 34: AUS 158/5 (Agar 23 Maxwell 51)
Big shout off Wood's first ball but England won't have another look, height the issue.
Single from Maxwell to deep square leg. Agar then goes for the pull off a bouncer and it comes at him quick, doing enough to reach safety (and add two). Single to round off the over.
Over 27: AUS 122/5 (Agar 6 Maxwell 33)
Ali's last over and he starts on 3-29. Maxwell chops one just about over mid off to get four. Then he pulls four more through square! Told you I was waiting for him to get going.
Pitched up by Ali, a step down the ground and Maxwell adds six. Beautiful. Excellent over for him and Australia.
WICKET! Stoinis c Buttler b Rashid 22
Rashid continues, and he tempts Stoinis with a wide googly. Stoinis doesn't look sure of what to do, of how to deal with it, and decides at a little, late flick of the wrists towards third man.
But all he manages is an edge through to Buttler. Another one down. Fow 88/5
And there's that blankest of blank looks. The most deadpan man alive.
WICKET! Paine c Wood b Ali 12
What on earth is Tim Paine doing there? He tries to reverse nudge around the corner but only succeeds in spooning it up in the air, and straight to Wood, who takes his second catch of the game, and an even easier one that the first. A third wicket for Moeen. Fow 70/4
WICKET! Marsh b Moeen Ali 24
Lovely stuff from Ali, it's a straight one that turns away from Marsh slightly (though not enough for him to completely miss it - he looks to have just lifted his head too early and taken his eye off the ball) and it beats the outside edge, taking out off stump. Australia are reeling. Fow 52/3
Over 9: AUS 48/2 (Stoinis 1 S Marsh 21)
Marcus Stoinis is the new man in. In case you didn't know, he has the most expressionless face in cricket. This is how he celebrated reaching 100 against Sussex last week. I've never seen him pull any other face. Just blank. Always blank.
It's probably also worth mentioning his game. He is a very dangerous player with both bat and ball, so England should be wary.
WICKET! Finch c Wood b Ali 19
A big change from England, as Moeen Ali comes into the attack.
Marsh manages a single but Finch goes after a big shot when he clearly just should have been getting used to the change of bowler. He manoeuvres himself to his left, then swipes at a ball well just off but it kicks up and finds a thick outside edge. Mark Wood at short third man takes an easy catch. Fow 47/2
Over 8: AUS 46/1 (Finch 19 S Marsh 21)
Ricky Ponting, who is going to be combining his punditry duties with helping out the Australia team in this series, is now in the commentary box, and he provides a little insight into things in the Australia camp:
"The vibe is really good", he says. "It's nice and calm. Everything I've seen so far has been really positive."
Willey concedes four singles.
WICKET! Head 5 b Willey c Bairstow
What a start for David Willey! He dangles a wide one well outside off for Travis Head to have a go at and the Aussie opener willingly obliges. He swats hopelessly at it as the ball moves away off the surface, and he edges through to Jonny Bairstow at first slip. Fow 7/1
Over 1: AUS 7/0 (Finch 1 Head 5)
A mixed start for Wood: he'll be encouraged by a bit of very early movement as one ball nips back at Head and finds something approaching an inside edge, but this is not an inexpensive start. Seven runs conceded, including a wide, though with his final two balls he looks to have found better line and length.
How the teams warmed up
England lost to Scotland while Australia scraped pretty unimpressively past Sussex. What that means for today is anybody's guess. Maybe they'll cancel each other out and we'll get a well-contested, even affair. Maybe I'm being hopeful...
Today's teams
England: 1 Jonny Bairstow, 2 Jason Roy, 3 Alex Hales, 4 Joe Root, 5 Eoin Morgan (capt), 6 Jos Buttler (wk), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 David Willey, 9 Liam Plunkett, 10 Adil Rashid, 11 Mark Wood
Australia: 1 Aaron Finch, 2 Travis Head, 3 Shaun Marsh, 4 Marcus Stoinis, 5 Glenn Maxwell, 6 Tim Paine (capt & wk), 7 Ashton Agar, 8 Michael Neser, 9 Andrew Tye, 10 Kane Richardson, 11 Billy Stanlake
England vs Australia, first ODI preview
Australia will kick-start their post ball-tampering charm offensive today with handshakes all-round against England at The Oval.
The tourists will bid to heal wounds from March's ball-tampering scandal by employing the football-style ritual of both set of players shaking hands before play.
Morgan has agreed to the request, but the practice will only happen for today's opening encounter of the five-match series.
"They don't have to do it but it's something we want to bring in at the start of a series, not before every game," said Paine, of the handshake idea.
Captain Steve Smith and deputy David Warner were banned for a year over the ball-tampering incident in March's third Test against South Africa that shamed Australian cricket.
Cameron Bancroft - who doctored a ball with sandpaper amid South Africa's 322-run win in Cape Town - was also banned for nine months by Cricket Australia, with head coach Darren Lehmann resigning soon after despite being cleared of any involvement.
Morgan confirmed England will agree to Australia's request, the hosts ready to help advance a positive view of the sport.
"I'm absolutely happy with that, it doesn't bother me," said Morgan. "They are trying to turn around the image of the game in their country, and we're all for that. We want cricket to be as popular as ever."
Australia know they must build bridges across the cricketing world to repair reputations and trust.
New Australia boss Justin Langer has vowed his team will respect the line between banter and abuse in the series against England.
Morgan insists England will not use the ball-tampering scandal as ammunition for sledging, however.
Asked if England would use the ball-tampering in sledging, Morgan replied: "No. If you look at it in that, it probably could be ammunition.
"It will be service as usual. We play our cricket pretty hard, positively, aggressively, so we'll continue to do that.
"I'm expecting a tough series. Every time we've played against Australia, the side we've come up against has played hard, tough cricket, so we'll expect that as well."