This policy applies to all operations of the Service. Our lawyers said so. We may refer to the Company as “we,” “us,” or “our”... because companies have feelings, too. Thereto whilst we hope you are discouraged from reading this legalese, henceforth you expressly consent to the collection, use, and disclosure of all your personal information, defined as that which defines you.
If you’ve ever read a privacy policy (you probably haven’t), it has required a law degree and the focus of an anesthesiologist. But that’s changing—well,...