Caught on my nest cam this morning. The heist of the century. pic.twitter.com/45SPbChAuP
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) May 3, 2018
A Nest security cam can come in handy to show you which neighbor backed into your garbage cans, keyed your new car, or clipped your parked bike. (Whoa, where do you live that all this bad stuff happens? You really should move!)
But Matthew Inman, who draws the acclaimed web comic The Oatmeal and helped create such games as Exploding Kittens, found a different kind of crime captured on Nest.
In the video, which he shared on Twitter Thursday and dubbed "the heist of the century," a nosy squirrel crawls into an empty crinkly bag of bird seed, perhaps in search of a snack.
But suddenly, thanks to the squirrel's rapid movement inside the bag, it suddenly started rolling over and over like a hamster ball.
Inman said his girlfriend noticed that a bag of bird seed was missing from its usual spot. She saw it just as the squirrel escaped safely from the bag and ran into the bushes.
"I was cry-laughing when I saw the video," Inman said. "Best part was: When we looked in the bag later, most of the bird seed was gone. It was just crumbs and shells left. We're guessing that after panicking, he calmed down and a had a little comfort snack before exiting the bag and fleeing into the wood."
But we can all learn a lesson from the little furry dude.
"It affirmed a core belief of mine -- when in a moment of crisis, don't panic. Just keep eating," Inman said.
Inman's Twitter followers loved the video and the artist's response.
@nest i would like to report a burglary
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) May 3, 2018
Inman quickly drew a comic depicting the squirrel's theft, complete with some serious David Caruso sunglasses action. WON'T GET FOOLED AGAI--AUUUUUGH!
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) May 3, 2018
The theft was appreciated by Inman's followers, who had questions.
Am I the only one worried about the squirrel? Is the squirrel ok?
— lainie (@lainie610) May 3, 2018
SAME IS HE OK?!
— Christina (@tinapunk) May 3, 2018
Did he eventually make it out? 😹
— Sean M. Goodman (@AmarandAgasi) May 3, 2018
Is Rocky OK? Please post poor squirrel leaving bag not clutching his chest.
— Paul T Morrison &RD 🐤 (@mbcf) May 3, 2018
And jokes.
The next Paranormal Activity film looks interesting.
— Clare Logan (@withchillies) May 3, 2018
Squirrels... pic.twitter.com/SEgyl1bEVa
— ConfusingUN (@Em0d) May 3, 2018
Looks like this thief is... in the bag 😎
— Biggest Taco (@BiggestTaco) May 3, 2018
Exploding Squirrels 😂
— skinlabb (@_skinlabb_) May 3, 2018
OMG, please report this theft as an urgent alert on NextDoor.
— ohnokbow (@kdbowen) May 3, 2018
This is what happens when you go TOO cuckoo for coco puffs
— T'Challah Head Challah (@JBoogieG) May 3, 2018
So Don Knotts came back as a squirrel?
— Greg Baumbach (@dragoniv_greg) May 3, 2018
That chip bag is more vicious than a Venus Fly Trap
— wpetersen2 (@C4Marchitecture) May 3, 2018
I wonder if he’s freaked out and trying to escape or if he’s fine and just chasing the crumbs inside the bag and it keeps getting away from him
— David Lewis (@uniondesign) May 3, 2018
First published, May 3, 1:51 p.m. PT.
Update, 3 p.m.: Adds comment from Inman.
Update: 5:15 p.m.: Adds it wasn't the wind that tossed the bag, but the squirrel's own frantic movement. Which makes this even funnier.
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