
A statue of True Grit, the Chesapeake Bay Retriever and UMBC’s mascot, at the school’s Catonsville campus in 2012. (Mark Gail/The Washington Post)
The Washington Post kicked off this year’s NCAA tournament season with a very fun and charming project featuring animated gifs of dancing college basketball mascots.
[NCAA stunner: No. 16 seed UMBC makes history by knocking out No. 1 Virginia]
This was very fun and charming, although certain surprising and late-breaking results meant a few of the dancing college basketball mascots were produced later than others. And then the fine folks at UMBC Athletics were among the first to gently inquire about the initial absence of a dancing retriever. Eventually, the dancing retriever was procured.
And since lots of @UMBCAthletics people were concerned, here is a doggie pic.twitter.com/kf3JfzgkfX
— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) March 13, 2018
And the athletic department’s response was somewhat telling:
he’s a good doggo 12/10
— UMBC Athletics (@UMBCAthletics) March 13, 2018
If you’ve ever been on the internet — and clearly you have, as evidenced by your presence here — you sort of know what that means. These people speak the language of the dog internet, in which all doggos are good and all life circumstances are improved through posting photos of dogs, or possibly videos of dogs, or even animated dancing gifs of dogs.
[Brewer: UMBC proved again that in sports, not even history goes undefeated]
Which is why, as the 16th-seeded Retrievers were in the process of smashing, lapping, crushing, humbling, outclassing and enthusiastically licking No. 1-seed Virginia into slobbery submission Friday night — a historic upset and one of the biggest surprises in the history of the sport — fans watching this spectacle at home decided the appropriate response would be this: posting photos of their doggies.
Don’t believe me? Or you’re pretending not to believe me just to bait me into posting a zillion photos of internet dogs? Well, fine, you win. Here are a zillion photos of internet dogs, duly submitted throughout the night for the approval or encouragement of UMBC Athletics, which no doubt would rate them all 12/10 good doggos, whether or not they will dance on command.
Let’s goooooooooooooooooooooo… pic.twitter.com/XKzLbTfVNF
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) March 17, 2018
Retrievers are underrated, tbh. pic.twitter.com/spOmcWxf7T
— ESPN (@espn) March 17, 2018
My dog is glued to the TV because he actually picked @UMBCAthletics to beat UVA. (He’s got them in the Final Four against the Bulldogs). #umbcvsuva #umbc pic.twitter.com/LDLGu7uoh4
— devonholstad (@devonholstad) March 17, 2018
About to tell my husband we need another dog & it’s going to have to be a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. They’re adorable & trying to bust my bracket, why not?? @UMBCAthletics @UMBC_MBB #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/5xv9RHvzU5
— AJ McCord (@AJ_McCord) March 17, 2018
My dog, Nolan, is freaking out rn. @UMBCAthletics #Retrievers #RetrieverNation pic.twitter.com/foTA5YiNHF
— kyle (@Bahler) March 17, 2018
Just saying, my dog had @UMBC_MBB in her bracket. Go #retrievers ! @UMBCAthletics #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/4zzgEpYD6O
— JP Banas (@JP_Banas) March 17, 2018
Congrats to my dog on the big win @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/LWg14q3rq2
— Kyle Gagliardi (@TweetsBy_Kyle) March 17, 2018
My dog is part Golden Retriever and she just took part credit for @UMBCAthletics victory pic.twitter.com/fG3G7VoIoY
— Allen Vaughan (@AllenVaughanDMR) March 17, 2018
@UMBCAthletics my dog Penny would be a great mascot….just saying….congrats on the win! pic.twitter.com/gwelc9jZSk
— Becca Donnelly (@beccersdonnelly) March 17, 2018
My dog picked @UMBCAthletics winning it all!! (He picked all canine mascots). Who’s laughing now, dad?!?!? pic.twitter.com/j9zaItkQXt
— Stacey Wright (@alcohawk) March 17, 2018
Th second best part of @UMBCAthletics beating UVA (After making history as the first 16 seed to beat a 1 seed) is all the dog gifs in my Twitter feed right now. pic.twitter.com/XIpmaTqMHS
— Becki Schildhouse (@BeckiSSD) March 17, 2018
Even my dog is pumped! (He just plays it cool) Go #retrievers! pic.twitter.com/f4bpznsDH1
— Dr. Neu (@NeuCare) March 17, 2018
This is my dog Bella. I’d like to thank @UMBCAthletics for beating Virginia on behalf of all the good boys and girls, Bella included, across the nation. #RetrieverNation pic.twitter.com/6PDoiaWLlO
— Matt Tyra (@ItsTyratime) March 17, 2018
It’s a bird….. it’s a plane…… no my dogs it’s The SUPER UMBC Retrievers laying a beat down on UVA!!!!!! My dogs and I can’t believe our eyes!!!!! pic.twitter.com/ufN8wR74Kl
— Kyle Barkley (@kbwitme) March 17, 2018
My dog would be so disappointed in my right now. I’m sorry chase-puppy, I should have had more faith in your retriever family @JamesShemwell @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/9cfmqm4OrI
— Grace Elaine (@GraceElaine1992) March 17, 2018
.@UMBCAthletics Can my dog be your mascot? #Retrievers pic.twitter.com/7ZcA7zD7dv
— UCF Jaguar (@UCF_Jaguar) March 17, 2018
Now my girls are convinced we are getting a dog. @UMBCAthletics #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/bDvkaDOkqm
— Golf Coach Moses (@golfcoachmoses) March 17, 2018
Can I trade this in my dog wants to rep her favorite school @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/lEy7G870nq
— Nikhil Gupta (@_nikhilgupta) March 17, 2018
Oh my goodness!! Your mascot is a puppy dog! I love that! Here is my dog’ pic.twitter.com/5BBnFW4iMm
— Charlotte A. Paige (@charlotteapaige) March 17, 2018
@UMBCAthletics My dogs are proud of their brothers that won! They will keep cheering for you! Go Golden Retrievers! pic.twitter.com/3blZnWwvty
— Allison (@allibuga) March 17, 2018
My golden retriever approves of tonight’s upset @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/IP0yqElrya
— Alex Walheim (@alex_walheim) March 17, 2018
You just made my Golden Retriever happy team. He says if you need an extra retriever he will throw his Air Buds on and meet you guys on the court. pic.twitter.com/poyKZCAz0E
— BenderDalek (@benderdalek) March 17, 2018
Someone (cough-Wrigley-cough) in my household is a little hyper after tonight’s @UMBCAthletics upset win over #1 UVA.
Retriever game .
Congrats on making history! pic.twitter.com/g6ukRFigjP
— Jason Hendrix (@JasonMHendrix) March 17, 2018
I should listen to my golden retriever next time I do my bracket… @UMBCAthletics #MarchMadness #UMBC pic.twitter.com/yaBuWL4w8D
— GARLICK (@st_garlick) March 17, 2018
My Golden retriever Phil is very happy Seth Davis was embarrassed and that his team won pic.twitter.com/cqQW87wHY5
— Bradley Minoski, OBE (@IamBradMinoski) March 17, 2018
My Retriever wants to know the score… pic.twitter.com/eB8WB1zaYb
— Steve Williams (@JustIncidentals) March 17, 2018
Fitting that the @UMBCAthletics Retrievers were able to make history tonight on the same day my family lost our golden retriever Going to miss you, Cali. Enjoyed watching hoops with you one last time yesterday. pic.twitter.com/GeqdOLUAp4
— Collin O'Connor (@Collin_OConnor2) March 17, 2018
This is my Golden Retriever, Pelé, and he's a very happy doggy tonight. Well played @UMBCAthletics #MarchMadness #UMBC pic.twitter.com/vX5g1gAV6n
— Vuk Milicevic (@AfricanXpress) March 17, 2018
My golden retriever Norman is PUMPED. #MarchMadness @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/1vTjeRUq9z
— Jason Hartelius (@jasonhartelius) March 17, 2018
Can confirm that my golden retriever approves of the @UMBCAthletics win tonight. #TheyreGoodRetrieversBrent pic.twitter.com/gfQqyJ4MVE
— Conrad Close (@conradclose) March 17, 2018
Congrats to @UMBCAthletics from my retriever Logan pic.twitter.com/dp4RguWgqd
— BP (@iamtherealbp) March 17, 2018
My retriever approves. pic.twitter.com/vZQbHNMOzg
— Rachel (@RachelMotherof3) March 17, 2018
MY GOLDEN RETRIEVER WALKING HIS WAY TO THE ROUND OF 32, MUCH LIKE @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/6CUw9rHJ6z
— m4gni2de // $teve (@M4GNITUDE) March 17, 2018
@UMBCAthletics My retriever says GO RETRIEVERS! pic.twitter.com/d5Yk9GLzqI
— Stephanie Grajek (@StephanieGrajek) March 17, 2018
Should I wake up my Retriever to watch history?! @UMBCAthletics pic.twitter.com/Oom637kpRW
— Geespin (@geespin) March 17, 2018
From our retriever to yours, congrats on pulling off the upset, @UMBCAthletics. pic.twitter.com/Iiqt0bteYU
— Kevin Kelly (@kkellynky) March 17, 2018
Our Golden Retriever loves watching the #16 seed @UMBCAthletics Retrievers knock off the #1 seed @UVAMensHoops Cavaliers. #Retrievers #MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/JsCIVluXUI
— Brett Fischer (@BFSportsConsult) March 17, 2018
And OUR #Retriever is loving the #UMBC win!! #RetrieverNation @UMBCAthletics @marchmadness @NCAA pic.twitter.com/R8TgLFdETx
— Sean McAllister (@SeanFOX5) March 17, 2018
Our Golden Retriever Chula is super excited tonight! #umbc @umbcathletics #marchmadness #retrievernation pic.twitter.com/XxqvH2y0m6
— Kevin Jairaj (@kevinjairaj) March 17, 2018
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