Jimmy Fallon decided for some reason to pretend he is Bob Dylan and rewrite lyrics to Dylan’s hit, ‘The Times They Are A-Changing.’
Surely Dylan is rolling over in his grave …
Bob Dylan updates "The Times They Are A-Changin'" for 2018 #FallonLIVE pic.twitter.com/qfCd4DGv3o
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 5, 2018
Jimmy looks more like Roy Orbison, doncha think?
He should try singing ‘Pretty Woman,’ about Hillary next.
Heh.
But seriously, check out these lyrics:
Come gather round people wherever you roam
And admit that our country don't feel like our home
And that silence speaks louder than those who condone
If a tweet to you is worth favin'
Then lift up your voices and put down your phones
For the times they are a-changin'— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
Huh?
Dude, if disagreeing with the president makes you feel like America isn’t your home it might be time to get some therapy.
Come women and men who hashtag Me Too
And believe me when I say that we believe you
For weak is the man who calls truth "fake news"
Time’s up, our silence we’re breaking
And even though Mel Gibson was in Daddy's Home 2
Well the times they are a-changin'— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
You know that face you make when an uncle you don’t really know all that well loudly passes gas at a family event and you’re not sure if you should acknowledge that you heard it like everyone else? Yeah, we just made that face.
Come athletes with platforms throughout the land
Who by taking a knee are taking a stand
And before you shout out that they should be banned
Listen to what they are saying
Perhaps they'd stand up if you reached out your hand
Well the times they are a-changing— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
Seriously, even Lefties have to admit this is just ri-damn-diculous.
Come journalists, writers who report the facts
And brandish your pen to fend off his attacks
Look past what he says and look at how he acts
The fire and fury is raging
For his words can hurt, but your words can fight back
New York Times, they aren't a-failin'— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
Writers who report the facts.
OMG DYING.
Come leaders who bully like Internet trolls
We'll curse you with four-letter words 'love' and 'hope'
For we will go high even when you go low
The order is re-arranging
For you have the power, but we have the vote
The times they are a-changin'— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
Is this like when Michelle Obama said if we go low they go high? Maybe Jimmy’s missed it, but the Left keeps going lower and lower and lower. But you don’t see him writing lyrics about that.
– Bob Dylan updates "The Times They Are A-Changin'" for 2018 lyrics
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) February 6, 2018
Lame.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 6, 2018
Go home, you're drunk
— Thomas Purcell (@realTomPurcell) February 6, 2018
He’s something.
— Jay K (@JayKlos) February 6, 2018
Did you get @Morning_Joe to write these lyrics. Woke has now replaced humor for late night talk show hosts
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) February 6, 2018
HA!
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