If Capitec loans are a wager,

And a wager is a rat and a bird,

Then these bats fly by night.

Clients queue outside Capitec Bank Cape Town Grand Central branch. Viceroy Research, which exposed financial failings in the Steinhoff Group, have released a report expressing serious misgivings about Capitec Bank’s financial position. Picture: Armand Hough/ANA/African News Agency


In your position, even lasagna would say to Garfield, “I am not shook”.  

The National Credit Regulator has been asked to investigate your loan book.


While they are stacking Legos in the playground with Steinhof and PSG, 

They need to remember that sharks must swim constantly or they die. 

If you can’t swim, you can’t live underwater. 

You should consider building new relationSHIPs, so you can live atop of it. 

Next time choose your suitor well before you flirt. 

After having Steinhof for supper, why wouldn’t Viceroy have Capitec for dessert? 

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