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Why don't Zingers bother with facts? Why does the Zingmaster publish their errors? The garbage collection calendar is needed because sometimes the days for pickup change in some areas. Mine has changed once for garbage and once for yard waste. Also, WastePro does not observe all the holidays the city does. Finally, some people are not glued to little screens 24/7, so the calendar taped to the garage wall is faster. Find something else to complain about, please.
In spite of what the doctor said, I don't think South Beach Diet will be using President Trump as their spokesperson!
Lock 'n load 'n pray for the victims. Ain't America great!
Apalachicola is way ahead of the totally electric vehicle chargeable at home. Welcome to the historical golf cart community.
Why would you be for DACA but against security and chain (migration). Chains are not good.
A special prosecutor for Trump but not for Cinton? Come on justice.
I miss FAMU'S AD Overton -FAMU and FSU have 3 football games on the same day.
The congressional conservatives' beliefs in the "government's deep state" and the "FBI's secret society" are discussed only in padded rooms.
Fine bunch of Zing!s Wednesday. And, no, I don't expect my sycophancy to be rewarded.
Try living on the southside and smelling the finest sewage treatment plant in the country.
Prayers from GOP politicians don't seem to slow school shootings.
The safest place to live in the U.S. is in neighborhoods with large numbers of illegal immigrants, the most law abiding of our residents.
Whew ! For a while the last 24 hours I thought the Noles would be down to one experienced quarterback.
How is it that it is illogical that a group in the FBI has conspired against Potus yet perfectly ok to believe he or his campaign colluded with the Russians ?
The way politics works: first you argue, then you deflect the way things might be going, and when all else fails, you obfuscate,
If it wasn't such a serious situation, it would be hilarious to watch our political establishment begin to function like a third world country!
Wow! If "he surprised her...from the way-back of her Suburban and put a gun in her ribs", Mr. Williams must have REALLY long arms.
After reading the paper and watching the local news on TV the last several weeks, I've started to wonder: Do any White people still live in Tallahassee?
I can finally read the comics without automatically skipping over the space were Get Fuzzy lived. Can't wait until I no longer have to skip where Mallard Fillmore resides. I'm old, but I can still break old habits.
The FSU women's basketball team just defeated Louisville with their 14,000 fans. Can't we get at least 10,000 supporters when we host Notre Dame on Sunday?
The duty of the F.B.I. is to protect the United States and to enforce its laws. Of course Trump is going to attack the organization.
Each time I learn more about the elites' depravity I'm left speechless, like right now.
Partisanship is gutless
The 50,000 texts of those two FBI lovebirds are most definitely at the underground NSA facility in Utah. Their love is here to stay.
Not all Zing!ers have spiders,this one is still using his rotary dial cellphone.
Russian chain babies?
Not all Zing!ers have spiders.
Franscois could've been a great role model for kids but now he has a pregnant girlfriend and beats her up.
Larry Nassar being a sexual predator can only be compared to Jeffery Dahmer a mass murderer.
I guess it's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road for Elton.
Legislators rush to enact laws restricting texting while driving amid reports of increasing deaths due to crashes, but silent on guns deaths.
Alabama wants to end special elections for vacated Senate seats. Obviously, the people count only when they pick the ruling party's candidate.
Wow, The NBA wants a cut of the legalized gambling money. Now that's a knee slapper.
A real kickoff for the Story Tellers Project would be to invite President Trump to discuss anything.
From Toys R Us to Toys No More. Now is your chance, Walmart.
What is it about Florida State quarterbacks?
Here's an idea. End state sanctioned murder and the death penalty will no longer be a strain on the legal system.
If Trump has been good for the economy, why have so many Tallahassee restaurants and businesses closed in the past year?
There must be a massive conspiracy between the front end alignment shops and the road maintenance department of the City for Centerville Road between Miccosukee Road to Betton Road. I can't even drive and text, the road is so full of rough spots and pot holes!
Being as he loves superlatives, I'll concede this. Trump is the greatest prevarication to ever hold the office.
Trump says he wants to talk to Mueller, if his lawyers approve. He will not talk, and then blame his lawyers.
I can't help but wonder why thousands of single young men fled, rather than join the fight to save their countries from ISIS and the Taliban.
Maybe his secret service detail should call him POTbellyUS.
Have lots of good memories of taking my young son to Toys-R-Us to check out all the toys.
Zinging keeps me from walking into a McDonald's with a fully loaded squirt gun.
Fake News; adj. and noun meaning any news story the President doesn't like or makes him look bad.
If you believe there's "secret society" in the FBI trying to overthrow the government, then you probably believe Hillary really did have run a child porno ring out of a pizza shop, Elvis is alive and, Russia has our best interest at heart.
The hard right (white supremacists, racist crackpots, etc.) continue to attack the FBI. Though the FBI made some mistakes, I think it's pretty clear who's really undermining democracy.
Regarding the wall on our southern border, I thought we learned the lesson of the Maginot Line a long time ago.
Wow, a secret society in the FBI to get Hillary elected president. You know what that means: IMPEACH HER!
Donald has left the country. Which coffee boy is charge while he's gone.
Aide to the Mayor ...the Petrie Dish of local politics...every single one grows into a candidate
A wall, a wall, if only we had a wall; not that we don't have oceans, roads, or AIRPLANES!
It looks like the Evangelicals have decided to accept Donald Trump as their personal lord and savior.
A U.S. President stating they may consider taking a particular action in 10 to 12 years should cause everyone concern.
Another quarterback suspected of domestic violence and TPD finds no probable cause, surprise surprise.
"Pretty, smart and sexy". Can anyone really imagine men EVER being described this way?
Why so much enthusiasm for growth in Tallahassee? Ever lived in a big city? More people? Who benefits?
Any politician who runs on a platform of family values and religious ethics should be allowed to seek "extracurricular" liaisons.
It's only appropriate that today's White House have both a First Lady and a First Paramour.
The news about Olympics MD Larry Nasser is just more proof that athletics is a deviant, corrupt, and criminal enterprise.
I sure wish that whoever is whispering in Trump's ear was more like Jimminy Cricket and less like Darth Vader.
Tallahassee lacked two of the most important requirements for Amazon application. Why waste everyone's time and our money for a pointless endeavor?
Can't a man watch ESPN surrounded by his vases in peace?
You are what you throw out your car window! (Garbage)
State government doesn't want federal government to get into their business, but think it's OK to insert themselves into local government.
Anytime one level of government does something I don't like, I expect some other level of government to fix it.
I will never again underestimate the harm that one man in a powerful position can do in a democracy.
If you really believe Trump is more credible than our FBI, I have about ten bridges I want to sell you!
Been searching for the "deep state," but only found "deep doo-doo" propaganda!
To the person wanting to know if Norvigian sing spiritual songs while picking crops ; must have been sleep for the last 50 years because no US citizens have picked crop or sing spiritual song in a long time . Been to the field lately.
Thank you to the Good Samaritan who found my scarf and gloves in the Kacey's parking lot and put them on my car mirror. Not only does the scarf keep me warm, but it has sentimental value, also! There are good people in the world.
Church and religion are for the weak minded lemmings.
The nation was never built on god, actually the opposite.
I don't trust a god because I know that a god doesn't exist. Those words have no business in government.
Brady and the Patriots again? Yawn. Might be the first Super Bowl we watch the commercials and fast forward through the game.
Democrat's policy to not name victims of domestic violence. He said, she said. He named, she not.
If a football player may be the victim of domestic violence, why is he named? Journalists=Jury?
If you have to question climate change then maybe you should do a little research!!
How could anyone foresee vaping might lead to tobacco addiction? Puzzling.
Russian may soon be a required subject for all students.
To the qb and mom to be. If you have options available please consider them for the child as well as for yourselves.
All men are created equal, Rich Republicans pay to be more equal.
There must be no Tom Petty fans in the federal government. They all backed down.
Will Melania give him a do-over or a mulligan for his behavior?
If Tallahassee still wants the Amazon deal, just convince the Mag-Lab team to create a bunch of bad weather at the competing cities. C'mon, we all know they can do it.
Toys"R"Us soon to be Toys"RGone.
Vaping leads to smoking? How unexpected for the cigarette companies.
If you are not a legal citizen of this country, you have no right to have a voice in its operation.
We should all keep in mind the fact that the only law we will be judged by is the "Law of God".
If you really thought Tallahassee had a chance to land Amazon, you were not thinking. You were dreaming!
Instead of marching and protesting all the time, "Dreamers" should dream more about pursuing the process of becoming legal citizens.
Another Trump superlative--more people distrust the U.S. government than ever before.
Hey fraternity men and sorority women. You want to be leaders? You want respect? Then stand up and say "No More!" to the hazing nonsense.
I guess Amazon wasn't impressed with the Mag Lab ?????
You're not confused, just stupid. You need to look at the record heat waves, droughts, floods, etc on a global basis - not just the conditions in your yard.
Any surprise that the 2020 Mexican Olympic team will excel in the pole vault?
In theory, people who are sick should stay home and not spread it. In practice,most people with paid leave can swing a day or two at home--at most--for any condition not requiring hospitalization before they're considered slackers. Meanwhile, the flu is contagious for a week or longer.
Trumpty Dumpty dreamed of a wall - Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall - All of Trumptys horses and all of Trumptys men couldn't put Trumpty Dumpty back together again.
Global warming (climate change) naysayers need to learn the difference between "weather" and "climate." Having cold winter weather doesn't mean the warming climate trend doesn't exist.
Since Congress can shut down the government, can I shut down my income tax?
The weather has been politicized by the Left. So you can call it global warming or climate change, or whatever, but it's all a political ploy to cede more control to government. That's all you need to understand about why we just don't call it weather anymore.