Hollywood star Bradley Whitford (“Get Out,” “This West Wing”) is seriously creeping us out here with what he wants to do to special counsel Robert Mueller so that the former FBI direct can “pursue his urgent work in a timely manner, feeling refreshed”:
Retweet if you’d volunteer to give Robert Mueller a sponge-bath so that he can pursue his urgent work in a timely manner, feeling refreshed.
— Bradley Whitford (@WhitfordBradley) January 24, 2018
Um, weird!
@WhitfordBradley…I’d cook him dinner and pay for a massage. But, I’m thinking a collective, national sponge bath may leave him feeling a little, shall I say, weird? Love the sentiment, though.
— Stella Tessler (@StellaTessler) January 24, 2018
— Brian Trascher (@lawsNsausage) January 24, 2018
And then Whitford’s followers chimed in, making this even worse:
I’d clean his toilet with my tongue to get this done.
— Barbara Morrison (@bkmorrison) January 24, 2018
Although there are lines that won’t be crossed:
Whatever he needs but sex is not on the menu. 😬 I just want this to get on a fast track and get moving.
— Suzanne (@Castlesuzanne) January 24, 2018
How about I bake him some cookies and he can shower himself?
— Linda Hartmann (@lkhtmn) January 24, 2018
Guys, just buy him a drink at a bar, etc. You know, something NORMAL:
Umm…no. But all the prayers and moral support. And if I see him in a bar, his money’s no good!
— P.K. (@Dr_Durian) January 24, 2018
I'd feel a little weird giving him a sponge bath, but I will happily make him a nice, cool pitcher of lemon/cucumber infused water. https://t.co/slWPVmbxAY
— Rachel N. (@rachnordgren) January 24, 2018
I'd bring him food and drink but I'd draw the line at this. Creepy.
— kimiko (@Waiola7384) January 24, 2018
I could spare a breath mint or two, but honestly…a sponge bath? Haven't we shattered enough norms in these pursy times?
— Adenoid Hynkel (@NotKnucklinUndr) January 24, 2018
Leave it to Hollywood to continue shattering norms whether we want them to or not.
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