1. THE SAME STATE SENATOR WHO HATED THE LAST EDUCATION SECRETARY IS NOW DEMANDING THAT THE NEW ONE STEP DOWN
    Rinse and repeat.
  2. FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN IS ALREADY OVER
    Speaking of rinse and repeat, see you in three weeks.
  3. OSCAR NOMINATIONS FEATURE JOURNALISM MOVIE
    Only slightly less prestigious than the Trump/GOP Fake News Awards.
  4. JAPANESE SKI RESORT VOLCANO ERUPTS
    We’re totally happy with the inert dirt on our mountain.
  5. PUBLIC LANDS OIL LEASES NEAR CHACO DRAW PROTEST
    The stack flares just help you see the irreplaceable cultural sites better at night. It’s really the industry saluting the culture. With fire. And trucks. And drills. And holding ponds.
  6. FORMER NEW MEXICO GOV. BILL RICHARDSON MEETS WITH MYANMAR LEADERS
    Oprah/Richardson 2020: Myanmarvelous!
  7. TIDE POD CHALLENGE IS SERIOUS TEEN HEALTH RISK
    Whatever happened to sticking with the respectable and slow poisoning of alcoholism?