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Signed up recently...
1) Why all the ridiculous pouting, Posh has a lot to answer for?
2) Obviously air brushed images and eyes made to practically glow. Seriously, why?
3) Using apps to add on cartoon bambi ears and noses etc? WTAF?
Mind you, from the profile comments, it would seem that most men's idea of flirting is a cock shot sent to them.
Good laugh though!
Missing a trick.
Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it's at.
it`s terrible... it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men
Cougar - Moderator
Missing a trick.Cock shot with Bambi ears is where it's at.
I'll leave that as my last resort go-to. 
wiggles - Member
it`s terrible... it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men
I'm finding that an issue I must confess! Lol
it`s terrible... it is just full of attractive women that have no interest in ugly fat men
I think I might need to sign up then.
Can't really comment on "ugly" but I'm practically anorexic these days.
I dont know if it is just one of those three things or all of them combined but it certainly works...
if your goal is to be ignored
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I'll post up my profile later.
(**** I will!)
Find a female friend you trust who has been single recently, let her choose your pics and tweak your profile.
It gets worse... I need to have friends?
mikewsmith - Member
Find a female friend you trust who has been single recently, let her choose your pics and tweak your profile.
I actually did that for a mate about 8 years back. He is a nice guy, just a little socially challenged.
I picked the pics and wrote his profile for him.
Can't remember the dating site.
It worked, he is now married to a woman he met on there, with 2 kids.
His wife still doesn't know I wrote his profile, I'm sworn to secrecy!
Cyrano de Bergerac.lol
wiggles - Member
It gets worse... I need to have friends?
There's a site for that I think?
His wife sell doesn't know I wrote his profile, I'm sworn to secrecy!
Alternative plan...
Tell his wife it was essentially your profile she fell in love with so you should be together and run off with your mates mrs
wiggles - Member
His wife sell doesn't know I wrote his profile, I'm sworn to secrecy!
Alternative plan...Tell his wife it was essentially your profile she fell in love with so you should be together and run off with your mates mrs
Hell no!
I feel a bit guilty actually, she is a control freak. She also dislikes me. A lot.
I was making a joke about my mate blocking out the sun at a bbq...
I said that JUST as his wife sat on my mates lap... thinking it was meant for her
I seriously couldn't have planned it better if I meant to.
Not my fault but I am allied to Satan as far as she is concerned now.
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