Oh boy.
Any ideas for a #NewHaitiTourismSlogan???
please share!#WhatILearnedToday@theblaze #Haiti #Haitians #haitilove #haitiisbeautiful#HaitianRelief
— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) January 15, 2018
Doc Thompson in all his infinite wisdom decided to ask the good people of Twitter to come up with new tourism slogans for Haiti on the hashtag #NewHaitiTourismSlogan and WOWZA, they came up with some excellent ones. And hey, you’d think an increase in tourism would be good for a country, whether or not it’s a sh*thole, right?
No? Heh.
Here are some of the best slogans under #NewHaitiTourismSlogan:
#NewHaitiTourismSlogan
We've got a low obesity rate!#WhatILearnedToday— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) January 15, 2018
Oh GEEZ … and EL OH EL.
#NewHaitiTourismSlogan "Hurry and visit before we stop being the Left's cause célèbre!"
— CarolinaConservative (@ShaunaJ1776) January 15, 2018
"Challenge your immune system." #NewHaitiTourismSlogan@DocThompsonShow #WhatILearnedToday
— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) January 15, 2018
Not a bad idea considering how nasty the current flu bug is going around the states.
#newhaititourismslogan
We may be a S***Hole country but Detroit still went bankrupt! @DocThompsonShow @KAL79— Pharm Tech Steve (@clever_n_witty) January 15, 2018
#NewHaitiTourismSlogan you’ll be in and out so fast, you’ll think you had Taco Bell. #WhatILearnedToday @DocThompsonShow @KAL79
— Frozen Wisconsin Jackhole (@WIJackhole) January 15, 2018
Come see statist progressivism at work. #Whatilearnedtoday @DocThompsonShow @KAL79 @TheBlazeBrad @RealKrisCruz
— TheSteve42 (@thesteve42) January 15, 2018
Whoohoo! Let’s hear it for big government.
#NewHaitiTourismSlogan Even @Alyssa_Milano Won’t Help Us #WhatILearnedToday @DocThompsonShow @KAL79
— Laurie D Shenanigan Master #9 (@TexasLaurieD) January 15, 2018
HA!
The only country that has paid for a Clinton wedding
— Truth NOT Error !! (@kjw49419) January 15, 2018
Careful, this will piss Bill Clinton off and then he’ll tweet about it being a personal insult to him, his wife, and daughter.
*eye roll*
You call it an earthquake. We call it interior design. #NewHaitiTourismSlogan
— Graham J Noble (@gjnmedia) January 15, 2018
"Nobody's been screwed by the Clinton's this bad since Monica!"#whatilearnedtoday @DocThompsonShow @KAL79 @realKrisCruz
— World of Spots! (@geargutz) January 15, 2018
Hey, don’t look at us, we didn’t tweet it.
*snicker*
Call us whatever you want. Just give us our damn money! #NewHaitiTourismSlogan
— Soon… (@atwater_x) January 15, 2018
All this and dysenterytoo!! #NewHaitiTourismSlogan. #WhatILearnedToday
— Deplorable Noell (@drkmagneto) January 15, 2018
The Clintons did us good #WhatILearnedToday #NewHaitiTourismSlogan
— scruffy nerf herder (@haitian1999) January 15, 2018
Phrasing!
#WhatILearnedToday #NewHaitiTourismSlogan We got the best health care in the Caribbean. @DocThompsonShow @realKrisCruz @theblazeBrad @KAL79 pic.twitter.com/03ZRMyFIyN
— Cincy Browncoat (@cincy_browncoat) January 15, 2018
Sorry Kris, we had to.
https://twitter.com/KariCares4U/status/952898933839179776
Hey, at least Chelsea got that awesome wedding gown! #NewHaitiTourismSlogan
— CassiusK (@UWRockBuster) January 15, 2018
#NewHaitiTourismSlogan My dad went to Haiti and all I got was this wedding dress
— Art Soup (@Artsoupson) January 15, 2018
Where’s our wedding invitation? #NewHaitiTourismSlogan
— keith silver (@keith_silver) January 15, 2018
Surely Haiti wanted Chelsea to have a beautiful wedding gown more than they wanted that boring old hospital, right?
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