What the Arkansas
(On this winter’s day a summer lament) in 3 parts
I saw He saw Arkan saw
It was on the Arkansas River that I saw her
She was paddling her kayak near to me
And I started thinking things I shouldn’t ought to
as we drifted so content and carefree.
So I paddled just a little bit closer for a better chance to see
suddenly someone grabbed me by the shoulder
it was her boyfriend who had kayaked up to me
He frowned and told me not to linger
and I knew this wasn’t meant to be
his fingerprints now imprinted on my shoulder
said he was as serious as a floating W.M.D.
Paddle-Dip-lomacy
This time, what I call “Paddle-Dip-lomacy,” seemed the better part of valor, as I watched them paddle away leaving me feeling like a fire hydrant looking at a departing dog.
Needless to say, at that moment I wished I was under the influence of something from one of those shops with a green cross on it. Be it fate, fortune or circumstance, in any case, it seems all conspired against me.
Lesson or Hope Floats
Don’t let your emotional GPS get overridden by the thrill of possibilities or what Allen Greenspan would call “irrational exuberance.”
The harsh reality is the current of the Arkansas sometimes carries the currency of suffering. “Paddle-Dip-lomacy” may not diminish your disappointment, but without sorrow we can’t feel happiness.
So next summer, when hope floats again and you cast your fate to the currents, may you connect like two socks in a dryer uninterrupted by someone throwing in a Cling Free, because as Mark Twain once said, “memories that never were … are the hardest to forget.”
“Tinker” Paul Silver,
Howard
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