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What coffee to put in my rectum?
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Posted 59 minutes ago #
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I can't tell the difference between super expensive snobby stuff and Starbucks. With my mouth. So it would be slightly remiss to tell you what to put up your bum.
Posted 56 minutes ago # -
I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.
Posted 54 minutes ago # -
haha IHN my thoughts exactly
Posted 52 minutes ago # -
Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.
Posted 46 minutes ago # -
Mellow Turds?
Posted 46 minutes ago # -
Assrabica?
Robuttso?
Posted 38 minutes ago # -
Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.
A Civet Bang then?
Posted 36 minutes ago # -
That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
Posted 35 minutes ago # -
A lady I know has champagne enemas.
She also detoxed on a pint of olive oil. Messy.Posted 33 minutes ago # -
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
I think the thing is that there's lots of people who are really weird and also good at their job. They're not mutually exclusive.
We just tend to see it more with people in the public eye.
Posted 32 minutes ago # -
I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.
+1
Speaking of which, the turtle stirs.
Posted 30 minutes ago # -
Brown Mountain for the win!
Posted 27 minutes ago # -
@zippykona is she on tinder?
Posted 21 minutes ago # -
Tea is a much better choice for this IME. Variety is critical though.
Which one should you use, you ask?
Assam.
(Here all week, IGMC etc)
Posted 20 minutes ago # -
Anyone else looking at that picture in the first post and thinking 'ghetto tubeless inflator'.......
Surely it's t-ass-imo coffee you want to use with it?
Posted 20 minutes ago # -
Cold.
Posted 19 minutes ago # -
Lavassa, surely?
Posted 18 minutes ago # -
SaxonRider - Member
That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
I would like to blame Coldplay face, but being off your rocker isn't necessarily a big barrier to being a good actress, especially when the type of crazy she's indulging in is wu wu faith healing bullshit that probably goes over quite well with her peer group.
Anyway, she's now making millions selling crap to gullible half wits - lunatic or marketing genius?
Posted 17 minutes ago # -
I recommend an arsetisan coffee very finely ground by a beardy hipster wearing tweed underwear
Posted 1 minute ago # -
Poor form on the thread title choice.
‘What coffee for arseholes?’ Shirley...
Posted 25 seconds ago # -
Cappuccino
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