Asking for a friend
Chat Forum
What coffee to put in my rectum?
Advertisement
-
Posted 2 hours ago #
-
I can't tell the difference between super expensive snobby stuff and Starbucks. With my mouth. So it would be slightly remiss to tell you what to put up your bum.
Posted 2 hours ago # -
I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.
Posted 2 hours ago # -
haha IHN my thoughts exactly
Posted 2 hours ago # -
Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.
Posted 2 hours ago # -
Mellow Turds?
Posted 2 hours ago # -
Assrabica?
Robuttso?
Posted 2 hours ago # -
Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.
A Civet Bang then?
Posted 2 hours ago # -
That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
Posted 2 hours ago # -
A lady I know has champagne enemas.
She also detoxed on a pint of olive oil. Messy.Posted 2 hours ago # -
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
I think the thing is that there's lots of people who are really weird and also good at their job. They're not mutually exclusive.
We just tend to see it more with people in the public eye.
Posted 2 hours ago # -
I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.
+1
Speaking of which, the turtle stirs.
Posted 2 hours ago # -
Brown Mountain for the win!
Posted 2 hours ago # -
@zippykona is she on tinder?
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Tea is a much better choice for this IME. Variety is critical though.
Which one should you use, you ask?
Assam.
(Here all week, IGMC etc)
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Anyone else looking at that picture in the first post and thinking 'ghetto tubeless inflator'.......
Surely it's t-ass-imo coffee you want to use with it?
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Cold.
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Lavassa, surely?
Posted 1 hour ago # -
SaxonRider - Member
That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
I would like to blame Coldplay face, but being off your rocker isn't necessarily a big barrier to being a good actress, especially when the type of crazy she's indulging in is wu wu faith healing bullshit that probably goes over quite well with her peer group.
Anyway, she's now making millions selling crap to gullible half wits - lunatic or marketing genius?
Posted 1 hour ago # -
I recommend an arsetisan coffee very finely ground by a beardy hipster wearing tweed underwear
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Poor form on the thread title choice.
‘What coffee for arseholes?’ Shirley...
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Cappuccino
Posted 1 hour ago # -
I recommend an arsetisan coffee very finely ground by a beardy hipster wearing tweed underwear
Don't forget the waistcoat....
Posted 1 hour ago # -
N-ass-cafe
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Nothing wrong with colonic irrigation, in my experience. Coffee wasn't involved though.
Posted 1 hour ago # -
Brown Mountain for the win!
*coffee tries to escape through nose*
Posted 46 minutes ago # -
Posted 42 minutes ago # -
*coffee tries to escape through nose*
How far up did you shove the pipe?
Posted 41 minutes ago # -
How far up did you shove the pipe?
Top tip: An Airshot is not an appropriate source of compressed air for this type of activity.
Posted 39 minutes ago # -
Mellow Turds
We have a Winner!
Posted 36 minutes ago # -
Top tip: An Airshot is not an appropriate source of compressed air for this type of activity.
I wouldn't use an Aeropress either.
Posted 34 minutes ago # -
How far up did you shove the pipe?
Far enough, obviously!
Posted 34 minutes ago # -
That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!
How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?
Too much money, too many people telling you you are wonderful and living in California. Other barking actresses are available:
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/403526/Sarah-Miles-opens-healing-centre-in-her-home
Posted 30 minutes ago # -
It's the Muppet show, 'an enema doo doo d' didoo'.
'would you prefer a continental or a Kenyan, sir?'
Posted 25 minutes ago # -
next thread "what pressure washer for colonic irrigation with coffee"
Posted 18 minutes ago #
Advertisement
Advertisement
Reply
You must log in to post.